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gsalgado7
12/30/2008 4:48pm,
You and your buddies are hanging out, and suddenly one of them gets a heart attack! Usually you would need a defibrillator and a good amount of first response training, but not any more. Now with Dim Mak you can get their heartbeat back(TM)!


YouTube - Intricacies of Dim-Mak V. 4 MTG41 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyc-7PP1vUk&feature=related)


Now if I could only figure out how to make a profit from this...

USMC0351
12/30/2008 5:32pm,
Jesus Christ on two-by-fours!


So instead of a 'death touch' this is, like, a life touch?

It is Fake
12/30/2008 5:52pm,
According to Dim Mak for every death point/touch there is also a healing point/touch.

Here let em show you how it works:
YouTube - IRON MAN, THE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri-M4vPhb7w)

^^Notice the time training.




YouTube - Shaolin vs Wu Tang p4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic1lpf5mubA)
Pay very close attention at the 2:40 to 6:25 Mark. Very important.

USMC0351
12/30/2008 5:55pm,
Is there a reason that guy is cock-fondling that statue or am I missing something?

Rask
12/30/2008 6:12pm,
Fucking Australians, so full of ****.

It is Fake
12/30/2008 6:20pm,
Is there a reason that guy is cock-fondling that statue or am I missing something?
"The human body has a 108 pressure points. 36 of these can be fatal the remainder paralyzing."

maofas
12/30/2008 6:29pm,
I honestly think Earl Montague is less of a swindler and more just batshit crazy.

Edit: Wait, no, I'm confusing him with this guy (gee, how is that ever possible):

YouTube - Fail coconut break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UrqnJG4blk)

USMC0351
12/30/2008 6:59pm,
"The human body has a 108 pressure points. 36 of these can be fatal the remainder paralyzing."


Thanks for clearing that up. Why doesn't any of those movies have the hero doing that to a chick statue? Just saying...

mrm1775
12/31/2008 12:43am,
Some gullible idiot will try to use this bullshit instead of CPR someday, and the patient will die.

This is the problem with this type of pseudoscience.

It is Fake
12/31/2008 12:56am,
Thanks for clearing that up. Why doesn't any of those movies have the hero doing that to a chick statue? Just saying...
*snicker*


YouTube - Executioners From Shaolin (3 of 9) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5DqFa46ms)

10:25

markcos262
12/31/2008 2:11am,
The idea of first aid is to massage the heart when there is no distinguishable pulse & no response NO first aider can say if a person's heart has stopped.

Fibrilation is when the heart is beating so fast that a pulse cannot be identified a defibrilator is used to return the heart to a normal rhythm.

If a person's heart has stopped no amount of CPR will bring them back no defibrilator will bring them back they are DEAD.

USMC0351
12/31/2008 2:27am,
The idea of first aid is to massage the heart when there is no distinguishable pulse & no response NO first aider can say if a person's heart has stopped.

Fibrilation is when the heart is beating so fast that a pulse cannot be identified a defibrilator is used to return the heart to a normal rhythm.

If a person's heart has stopped no amount of CPR will bring them back no defibrilator will bring them back they are DEAD.


And you went to medical school where?

markcos262
12/31/2008 2:33am,
I didn't, I'm paraphrasing as best as I can remember from my firs aid instructor.

USMC0351
12/31/2008 2:36am,
I didn't, I'm paraphrasing as best as I can remember from my firs aid instructor.


Hopefully you can get your money back. My mom's heart stopped and a defibrillator saved her life. I'm talking flat line and brought back. And what about those who were clinically dead and came back?

markcos262
12/31/2008 2:47am,
Tell me where it says defibrbrilation actually starts the heart

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defibrillator

USMC0351
12/31/2008 2:59am,
Tell me where it says defibrbrilation actually starts the heart

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defibrillator


I stand corrected. Thanks for clearing that up.