View Full Version : A chunky desperado confronts you with larcenous intent!

12/24/2008 1:58pm,
If you have ever wondered what to do when a burly fellow stops you and frantically stops your progress, and he threatens you with a little bit of rough and tumble and you can't see eye to eye on this matter, well, let Mr. Cholmondley-Warner and Grayson show you the basis of self defense!
YouTube - Harry Enfield - Methods of Self-Defence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w)

And if someone attacks you with a piece of fresh fruit, what will you do?
YouTube - Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w)

I am Bob Jackson, I am a black belt in Karate, and I've studied martial arts for almost twenty years.
YouTube - Jim Carrey - Karate Instructor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2u1GKJ3csE)

And now, since I am bored and don't want to go pay my bills right now, share with me funny comedy that is martial arts related. The more cavalier, the better, gentlemen.

It is Fake
12/24/2008 2:21pm,
The first video was new. The next two are way overused here. Good try.

12/24/2008 3:04pm,

there you are, definitive proof of turn-of-the-century catch wrestling.

Demon Eyes
12/24/2008 5:35pm,
Ah, Method #4. They obviously trained in systema. Good ol' hands and knees.

12/26/2008 6:04am,
Ah old harry Enfield. The first method was pretty damn funny.

12/26/2008 7:10am,
Seen the second and third, but that first video was a winner. Thanks for posting it, good chap.

Rancid Pantaloons
12/27/2008 8:39am,
3# hypnotize the ruffian:D