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Greg
12/22/2003 9:29pm,
I want to read it.


Uh this may be really tough to decide since from what I understand there are actually many horrible ninja books out there.

FingerorMoon?
12/22/2003 10:13pm,
http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/catalogbk3.html

Unfortunatley he is apparently on a mission at the moment (all ninjas advertise this on their websites) and so you'll have to wait to order.


Sensei Kim and the DOJO Crew will be on a mission from Thanksgiving till Christmas 2003. No new orders, posts, or correspondence during that period. Full report on our return. Happy Holidays!!!

Black_Rose
12/22/2003 10:50pm,
Ummm
i got this knife throwing books with these Western doods dressed in Ninja suits and what not, but they stress its a western thrown technique . weird shite

Choke
12/23/2003 1:37am,
Ashida Kim's "Ninja Mind Control"

elipson
12/23/2003 2:48am,
I second "Ninja mind control"

bigfatbrute
12/23/2003 9:20am,
he isnt on a mission, i e mailed him on saturday and the idiot replied,
Ninja mind control, anyone got any intersting quotes from this book,

Gezere
12/23/2003 11:19am,
For all you said NINJA MIND CONTROL obviously have not seen his porn book!

He even steals Bruce Lee quotes and use them in the book.

Freddy
12/23/2003 1:02pm,
All the Ahida Kim stuff are stupid. Biggest BS around.

Budd
12/23/2003 3:14pm,
Wait . . . I get it . . . it's a trick question, right?

Answer: THEY'RE ALL STUPID!

Boyd
12/23/2003 4:33pm,
http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/dod.gif

Quecks
12/23/2003 4:34pm,
What the ****. Thats Real Ultimate Power!

Freddy
12/23/2003 5:12pm,
tae kwon do mixed with kung fu. Thats whats it is.

FingerorMoon?
12/23/2003 6:01pm,
Why does no one find it odd that Asia seems to have first hand knowledge of Ashida's porn books ?

Choke
12/23/2003 11:36pm,
Love the stance the ninja does after he "breaks" his opponent's neck.

elipson
12/23/2003 11:55pm,
Its common knowledge that Asia is the biggest pervert here. Don't you remember his very public relationship with IGBJJ? The whole debacle scarred me for life!
Not to mention their bastard chlid, Boyd. Poor kid never had a chance.....

Gezere
12/24/2003 5:40am,
Is that jealousy, elipson?

I got the PORN book from a former Ashida follower, now turned MMA and BJJ bitch boy! I couldn't help think that THIS was the secrets of Ninjitsu that so many have missed for so long. The chapter on NAKED COMBAT was golden. The flying head scissors is an ancient KOGA KUNOICHI technique.