View Full Version : Xtreme arm wrestling has nothing on Shirling

Goju - Joe
12/04/2008 3:58am,
I think the extreme sport of Shirling deserves its own thread.

YouTube - Exhibition Shirling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gu3mbl8SAk)

12/04/2008 7:58am,
I don't know if I can sign off on Shirling until they bring in Goodridge.

Goju - Joe
12/04/2008 9:52am,
I believe Goodridge is a former Shirling champ

12/04/2008 10:16am,
If I + rep you anymore for this, I might have to become your wife.

Also, here's what Kaleb Starnes is a former champ in:

YouTube - Running Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrapC2a_3Xg)

Goju - Joe
12/04/2008 11:02am,
I believe that is Shirlings Anthem

12/04/2008 12:46pm,
That's a pretty great competition. I can imagine most sports would be improved by the addition of venomous snakes.

Cy Q. Faunce
12/04/2008 9:32pm,
Most public occasions would be enhanced by the presence of venomous snakes.

It's a pity Steve Irwin is dead; I had hoped he would host the Oscars one year, and accidentally release a black mamba into the audience.

12/05/2008 7:55am,
Samuel L. would have it covered. He has experience in these matters.


12/05/2008 8:53am,
Most public occasions would be enhanced by the presence of venomous snakes.

years ago i worked in the storage halls of a huge flower importing company.
we had to unload cargo from a truck (dried flowers) and put the seperated packages of flowers in other display boxes.
suddenly one guy started screaming like a girl: big dried out snake in the box.
appearantly the dudes over at the hot country had a good sense of humor. ;-)

You know what would enhance most public occasions aswell?
you know those road side improvised explosive devices?
Well you place on in a shopping mall and wait til a group of girls walk by.
you shouldnt have to wait for long, its a shopping mall.

Now we're not jihadi boys so don't fill it with shrapnel or other nasty stuff, fill it with cum.
gallons of cum...
Then you make it explode and when the girls stand there covered in cum you and your rascall buddies yell: bukkakeeeeeeh!!
then run.

how cool would that be?
it's even fun providing for the live ammo!!

12/05/2008 10:47am,
Hey uh... Lubell? Did you know that the concussive force of the explosion is usually what dismembers people who are hit by IED's, not the shrapnel inside?

Just saying. I know you'd probably still dig a 14 year old girl with no legs covered in cum bleeding out on the floor of a shopping mall.