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KO'd N DOA
11/27/2008 2:13pm,
Sure we Red Heads caused the Black Death, and were the cause of all pestilance in Europe in its entire course of history. Burned at the stake, demonized and quazi fetished we were always singled out from the crowd. We tried to fit in and take this persecution just get along...even selling our image to McD>>lds, and Wennnys as mascots.


...But finally, after being the most visible of the visible minorities, disadvantaged and discriminated against by all other colors of hair... a facebook prank based on that cartoon Mouth Plark has finally gone too far. http://www.canada.com/reginaleaderpost/news/story.html?id=5098fcd7-3747-42b1-a6d3-a64bbc256941

Thousands of little Gingers have been singled out and kicked, and the abuse has most of us to now decend on Martial Arts studios, Dojos, and YMCA clubs to learn how to fight back, er...kick back.

So what art is it going to be??? My little relatives, those little cherubic carrot tops, are faced with them verses all of humanity will all be told to take TKD with its counter kicks, and vast kicking repitoir. But Aikido with its multiple attackers might in fact just be the way to go. Look out world, Gingers are not going to take it anymore!

3moose1
11/27/2008 2:20pm,
you have no soul.

KO'd N DOA
11/27/2008 2:35pm,
I guess I had it 'kicked out of me'

partyboy
11/27/2008 2:40pm,
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun/GingerCure.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/V/T/spep_912_ginger_kids.jpg

http://theginna.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/sp_gk.jpg

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/510/image_19.gif

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JRWoLBVy0r8/Rf8MpNvIT6I/AAAAAAAAAC4/mCJFRDQmM64/s320/Classic+Ginger.jpg

http://sarcasticandcynical.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html

SoulMechanic
11/27/2008 3:17pm,
I say if you have any resemblance to this, you should be beaten.
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l184/zem_12/farkas_christmas_story.jpg

BENXPX
11/27/2008 3:20pm,
So that's why Chris Leben is so pissed off all the time.

ADM
11/27/2008 3:29pm,
Harry Potter was so un-realistic ... a Ginger Kid with 2 friends ... pffft.

Transcendent Sunchips
11/27/2008 3:32pm,
http://www.wvah.com/programs/that70sshow/lauraprepon.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/3-1065-RHcolor1.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/aliciawitt01ol4.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/angelicabridges3qv8.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/HeidiKlumasjessicarabbit.jpg

SoulMechanic
11/27/2008 3:33pm,
Ralphie would not approve of the OP.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/Pinupgirl/icons%20myspace%20stuff/1497188294_l.gif
Do you really wanna piss off Ralphie?

Lebell
11/27/2008 3:33pm,
We don't have ginger people in Lolland, we put em in bags with stones and throw them in the water.

Ginger people have the evil eye.

the evil eye i tell you!!!

Wounded Ronin
11/27/2008 4:18pm,
Aren't ginger kids sterotypically bullies and not the bullied?

Also, I would like to reference Ginger Snaps.

http://entity.20m.com/images/kathrineisablle.jpg

http://www.ginger-snaps.com/unleashed/pictures/pic_ginger01_big.jpg

http://www.helpderek.com/video%20files/ginger-snaps.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/10/30/images/katharine_isabelle_iv_large.jpg

http://www.movie-list.com/g/gingersnaps.jpg

http://www.fridaythe13thfilms.com/saga/fvsj/isabelle11.jpg


EDIT:

Just read the news article. Apparently the kids were being kicked in the shins. So in fact if they'd all trained in Muay Thai that wouldn't have bothered them in the slightest. So once again bullshido.net reveals that everyone must cross train BJJ and Muay Thai.

3moose1
11/27/2008 5:08pm,
http://www.wvah.com/programs/that70sshow/lauraprepon.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/3-1065-RHcolor1.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/aliciawitt01ol4.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/angelicabridges3qv8.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/bionico/fark/HeidiKlumasjessicarabbit.jpg


Not gingers. Just incredibly hot redheads.

God, i love redheads.

KO'd N DOA
11/27/2008 5:17pm,
But what style of MA do these poor red damsels in distress need to protect themselves?

3moose1
11/27/2008 5:20pm,
obviously brazilian jiu jitsu.

KO'd N DOA
11/27/2008 5:56pm,
They need to defend against multiple attackers??...

3moose1
11/27/2008 6:13pm,
They need to defend against multiple attackers??...


i thought their pay-rate took care of that...:p