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Snake Plissken
10/31/2008 2:30pm,
From TMZ:

http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/31/stone-cold-stunner-austin-breaks-dudes-nose/

Stone Cold Steve Austin stomped a mudhole in some guys face last week -- giving an MMA fighter two black eyes and a broken nose -- but the whole thing was a giant accident.

The former beer swiggin', middle finger flashin' WWE champ was shooting a fight scene for a new movie with MMA fighter Paul Lazenby last week, when Austin accidentally landed a solid left hook, according to the MMAScoops website

Lazenby bled for 20 minutes while medics tended his wound. There was no retaliation from the fighter though -- Lazenby chalked the whole thing up as a freak accident.


Seems as if Paul Lazenby has all the resiliance of George Lazenby.

Truly, WWE > MMA and this trend will undoubtedly continue come Nov. 15

Snake Plissken
10/31/2008 2:31pm,
And yes, I just realized I misspelled "Lesnar".

My chicken bones broke while rolling them on a tea-leaf covered Ouija board.

3moose1
10/31/2008 2:33pm,
Lol, steve austin.

MrBadGuy
10/31/2008 2:37pm,
AUSTIN 3:16 HELL YEA

3moose1
10/31/2008 2:48pm,
AUSTIN 3:16 HELL YEA

******

MrBadGuy
10/31/2008 3:01pm,
What does 3:16 even mean? Walk in the valley unafraid, for I shall shield thee from metal chairs and baseball bats?

3moose1
10/31/2008 3:07pm,
What does 3:16 even mean? Walk in the valley unafraid, for I shall shield thee from metal chairs and baseball bats?

...and the lord gave his only begotten son, something something believe in him and all is good, and what not.

Snake Plissken
10/31/2008 3:19pm,
Lol, steve austin.

WHAT?


******

WHAT?

...and the lord gave his only begotten son, something something believe in him and all is good, and what not.

WHAT?

Kentucky Fried Chokin
10/31/2008 3:20pm,
...and the lord gave his only begotten son, something something believe in him and all is good, and what not.

It's the 'as I walk through the valley of death.." Here's the origins:YouTube - Origins of Austin 3:16 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCmV1eySiIo)

7thSamurai
10/31/2008 4:14pm,
And yes, I just realized I misspelled "Lesnar".

My chicken bones broke while rolling them on a tea-leaf covered Ouija board.

Was it really tea leaves you were, "rolling"?

Skillful
10/31/2008 4:40pm,
John 3:16(King James Version):

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

The "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" bit is from the song "Gangsta's Paradise," by Coolio, not the bible. Duh.

at 0:22:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig

Kentucky Fried Chokin
10/31/2008 4:44pm,
I guess this is what happens when you get your religious education from WWE.

TheRuss
10/31/2008 4:56pm,
Hey, kids, it's that guy who assumes everyone is an idiot!

"Austin 3:16 and rise to superstardom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin#Austin_3:16_and_rise_to_su perstardom_.281996.E2.88.921997.29)" - it's a reference to John 3:16.

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..." is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_23

Skillful
10/31/2008 5:53pm,
Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me

Tell me I'm misinterpreting this. Please. Free +rep to anyone who successfully uses this in "captions of disaster"

prevarication
11/02/2008 1:07am,
John 3:16(King James Version):

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

The "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" bit is from the song "Gangsta's Paradise," by Coolio, not the bible. Duh.

at 0:22:


And here I thought that was the "Shadow of Deaf".

Snake Plissken
11/02/2008 9:28am,
And here I thought that was the "Shadow of Deaf".


WHAT?