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Tenebrous
7/31/2008 1:45am,
Bunch of queens. Heard these faeries pirouettted all over the mat afterward. "Throwdowns" are just a bunch of dudes making out with dudes. In tights.

YouTube - abaenaet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A37RQ8fIYIc)

King Sleepless
7/31/2008 1:46am,
What a bunch of faggots. Let's drag them behind our chariots.

Tenebrous
7/31/2008 1:49am,
What a bunch of faggots. Let's drag them behind our chariots.

I don't wanna get the Ghey on my pimped out chariot. I've got spinning rims and **** to look after. I don't want them all clogged up with faerie dust.

King Sleepless
7/31/2008 2:18am,
I hear it's a communicable disease.

King Sleepless
7/31/2008 2:18am,
Homosexuality I mean. Not AIDS.

3moose1
7/31/2008 3:25am,
holy **** that was gay.

Steve
7/31/2008 3:30am,
Fortunately "the" spiderman has the autowebcondom...


Oh, wait. Not from behind.

Tenebrous
7/31/2008 4:05am,
holy **** that was gay.

This is exactly what people have been saying for years. It was gayer than men having sex.


This is where your membership dollars go, people.

100xobm
7/31/2008 4:19am,
To keep your grappling straight, wear a cup and a mouthguard. No one will face rape you with rubber gums.

For your other weak point, just don't freakin' turtle.

Jeez man. HeteroGrappling is simple. I'm gonna McDojo this ****.

ronaldk
7/31/2008 6:04am,
isn't heterograppling when you grapple a hot girl?

Lebell
7/31/2008 6:26am,
isn't heterograppling when you grapple a hot girl?

No, that would be 'sexual assault'.

Rancid Pantaloons
7/31/2008 6:57am,
isn't heterograppling when you grapple a hot girl?

I wish there were some girl's in my dojo. It would make my life so much better

3moose1
7/31/2008 11:38am,
This is exactly what people have been saying for years. It was gayer than men having sex.


This is where your membership dollars go, people.
Thats it. I'm quitting BJJ and all grappling.

I'm going to go train, and either get a ridiculously high degree blackbelt in ke?po, and trash talk grappling/MMA for being inneffective on t3h str33t, or become a moderately proficient striker, then trash talk grappling and all that gayness.

AKRhino
7/31/2008 12:04pm,
isn't heterograppling when you grapple a hot girl?

No, because that hot girl is only rolling with ya cause she knows yer gay...

ronaldk
7/31/2008 3:44pm,
i love when those little comments inspire a mini jihad. :new_2guns

Permalost
7/31/2008 4:48pm,
I seem to recall a bunch of guys doing choreographed baton swinging on the other side of the mat, followed by foam knife tag with hockey gloves for our delicate hands. So it wasn't gay, it was serious for-the-street type stuff.