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Risenwindshaman
7/04/2008 4:41pm,
I know this has probably been said before, but these con places are everywhere. My friend that goes to one i used to attend is now being taught how to throw chopsticks, and being taight a hevily useless form that comprises of a few basic punches and kicks. And this is 20 a lesson, and 50+ to move up a belt. So, what do you think are the signs of a rip off, a so called "McDojo"?

plasma
7/04/2008 5:31pm,
You do realize this is the site that coined the term mcdojo?

Read more and post less.

DerAuslander
7/04/2008 5:52pm,
Remove from MABS to Newbietown or YMAS for proper buggery.

Pilgrim Rick
8/23/2009 10:15am,
that is a good name for a restaurant Come to McDojos where your order is taken by people in Martial arts Gi's

permahudef
8/23/2009 10:39am,
Chopstix r teh d3adly.
Proof:
http://www.maison-de-stuff.net/john/pictures/stdavidscooking/SANY0020.JPG

Foolish
8/23/2009 10:59am,
Hopefully he is learning the real chopsticks kata

YouTube - Chopsticks on Big Piano (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glREwn1AChE&feature=PlayList&p=BFE7AE29D9ADC24D)

and not some watered down version

YouTube - CHOPSTICKS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1WIfi7fTlg&feature=related)

Sley
8/23/2009 1:27pm,
Hopefully he is learning the real chopsticks kata

YouTube - Chopsticks on Big Piano (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glREwn1AChE&feature=PlayList&p=BFE7AE29D9ADC24D)

and not some watered down version

YouTube - CHOPSTICKS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1WIfi7fTlg&feature=related)

Ving Tsun has T3h R33l chopsticks

3moose1
8/23/2009 1:30pm,
I want to slap you with my testicles.

Hard, too. The type of slap that hurts me, but humiliates you.

Then I'll sleep with you girlfriend, and cum on her face. Not just a little bit, but the type of load that makes you not jerk off for a week prior, so you have enough to properly illustrate how much of a two cent gutter slut she is.

I'll be aiming for the eyes.

Styygens
8/23/2009 4:53pm,
I want to slap you with my testicles.

Hard, too. The type of slap that hurts me, but humiliates you.

Then I'll sleep with you girlfriend, and cum on her face. Not just a little bit, but the type of load that makes you not jerk off for a week prior, so you have enough to properly illustrate how much of a two cent gutter slut she is.

I'll be aiming for the eyes.

:laughing4:thumbsup:

It is Fake
8/23/2009 4:57pm,
I want to slap you with my testicles.

*Snicker*


WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE AND TESTICLES?

3moose1
8/23/2009 5:02pm,
*Snicker*

When did I say that? It sounds like something i'd say, but i don't recall saying it.

It is Fake
8/23/2009 5:09pm,
Almost a year ago. It is something I notice that everyone does. They complain about something then, you see them do it later.

3moose1
8/23/2009 8:20pm,
Almost a year ago. It is something I notice that everyone does. They complain about something then, you see them do it later.

I'm sure there is some pseudo-deep insight into hypocrisy, based on this statement.

I'll leave that to someone else, though.

Sley
8/23/2009 11:24pm,
I want to slap you with my testicles.

Hard, too. The type of slap that hurts me, but humiliates you.

Then I'll sleep with you girlfriend, and cum on her face. Not just a little bit, but the type of load that makes you not jerk off for a week prior, so you have enough to properly illustrate how much of a two cent gutter slut she is.

I'll be aiming for the eyes.

You should hold her eye's open, you know she might blink... also you should choke her...

3moose1
8/23/2009 11:27pm,
You should hold her eye's open, you know she might blink... also you should choke her...

Is that what you like, baby?

you should have told me! I know you dig a2m, but I would've extracted myself from your oral orifice if you'd have just told me!

IMightBeWrong
8/24/2009 3:52am,
I want to slap you with my testicles.

Hard, too. The type of slap that hurts me, but humiliates you.

Then I'll sleep with you girlfriend, and cum on her face. Not just a little bit, but the type of load that makes you not jerk off for a week prior, so you have enough to properly illustrate how much of a two cent gutter slut she is.

I'll be aiming for the eyes.

Are you seriously telling me that you'd go through all of this trouble and you wouldn't even think to give her the old "Jelly Doughnut" when you finished? You don't deserve a penis...