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maofas
6/21/2008 9:58am,
...is not the Great White shark or Burmese tiger, but the camel with their superior martial arts skills in camel judo. For those unfamiliar with the sport, it's just like regular human no-gi judo, except better because in addition to 4 legs (or 2 legs and 2 arms for non-camels) you get to use your long neck as well.

This is competition footage from this year's recent all-Turkey camel judo championships (if you want to skip right to the judo, the match starts about 1:45):

YouTube - Selcuk Camel Wrestling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJoFjY5BaCs)

Now, for all those people who say camel judo is just a sport, this video shows what happens when a punk ass donkey steps to a camel in the street. Unlike when two evenly matched camel judoka have to struggle for a clean throw, most random animals in the street are not trained in judo and the camel easily kosoto gake's his opponent.

YouTube - Donkey vs. Camel (FIGHT) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvOP9t-a4rw)

Ajamil
6/21/2008 10:12am,
Wait - which camel won? And besides, everyone knows mosquitoes have teh d34dly dim mak.

maofas
6/21/2008 10:15am,
The camel in the red saddle blanket (that's me). My opponent in the orange blanket had a really good sprawl, so I never managed to take him down, but all he did was basically lay on me drooling the entire match, while I was scoring points with the judges for continually working on his legs with my neck for a throw.

Here's a good example of an ippon during competition at 1:13

YouTube - hacıaliobasından öcalan-turanlardan faik barış deve güreşi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1wNigO8EF0)

tharuz
6/21/2008 1:00pm,
what the ****.....

JingMerchant!
6/21/2008 1:20pm,
You're camels are as nought compared to deadly trained ATTACK KITTEH!!!!!!!!!

http://uk.YouTube - muay thai vs wing chun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcaqH8fb--c)

Hesperus
6/21/2008 3:23pm,
I guess Kitty Sumo > Taekkyeon.

durandal2
6/22/2008 12:01am,
i always though the deadliest animal was called Georges, was walking on both his legs and instead of pissing to defend his territory, he prefers defending it with swords and guns. :o

maofas
6/22/2008 12:05am,
i always though the deadliest animal was called Georges, was walking on both his legs and instead of pissing to defend his territory, he prefers defending it with swords and guns. :o
Guns and walking errect will not help against camel judo, the ultimate martial art. I doubt Georges would fare much better than this Marine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlcqSN39F9c

Vieux Normand
6/22/2008 12:04pm,
Plague > camels.

SoulMechanic
6/22/2008 2:10pm,
Holly ****, that was almost as fun as the Armenian genocide! Gotta love those Turks.

Vulgar42Ox
6/22/2008 11:29pm,
Jellyfish. They are just scary.

ZenOfAnger
6/22/2008 11:46pm,
I wonder how a camel performs an uchi mata?

Won Dom Fok
6/23/2008 12:42am,
Dang! I could have sworn it was the banana slug.:icon_sunn

bazredhat
6/23/2008 2:18am,
It looks like the guy shooting the film in the camels fight was holding the camera with one hand while furiously masturbating with the other.

theword
6/23/2008 2:21am,
If masturbating to camel combat is wrong then I don't want to be right.

maofas
6/23/2008 8:44am,
I wonder how a camel performs an uchi mata?

Camel uchi mata flawless fatality as the age old donkey vs. camel clan wars continue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGKzz0jRFqw