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Virus
1/25/2008 2:25am,
Two BJJers were talking after class.

"I went to my friends aikido class the other day. He told me they did groundfighting and had some stuff I might find useful." one of them said.

"Really? Did you roll?" his friend asked.

"Yeah" he replied. "All over the floor laughing my ass off."


Q: What's black, pink and red and goes round and round in circles?

A: A Kuk Sool Won instructor in a blender.




Moar please.

Virus
1/25/2008 2:37am,
Q: How many BJJers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They simply sew them onto thier gi.

Vince Tortelli
1/25/2008 2:48am,
So this Tae Kwon Do guy is trying to impress this girl at a party, doing some spin kicks.
"See this?" he says, while he's flipping through the air. "It's Tae Kwon Do, it comes from Korea."
Then this guy in a TapouT beanie and an affliction shirt walks up, and punches him square in the face.
"Yeah, well THIS is boxing, and it comes from England!"says the MMA guy. The TKD guy starts to get up, then the MMA guy clasps his hands behind his head and knees him in the jaw.
"And this is Muay Thai, and it comes from Thailand!"
The TKD guy is nearly out at this point, but the MMA guy jumps on him and puts him in an arm triangle.
"And this is jiu jitsu, and it comes from Brazil!"
So the TKD guy passes out, and the MMA guy walks away with the girl. Five minutes later, the TKD guy comes too and walks out to his car, ashamed. Then he goes back to the party, and belts the MMA guy over the head with a tire tool!
'When he comes too," the TKD says "tell him that was a Crow Bar, and it came from the Home Depot!"

Virus
1/25/2008 3:14am,
Q: What's the same about MMA and a four wheel drive?

A: Neither of them are designed for the street.

DHNK
1/25/2008 3:21am,
Q: What's 6 feet under, smells and is full of corpse eaters?

A: Grandmaster Abbate

socratic
1/25/2008 3:36am,
Q: What's the difference between fighting effectively and a four wheel drive?

A: Your Sifu can drive a four wheel drive.

Steve
1/25/2008 4:11am,
Q: If I made a stupid thread based on making stupid jokes, who would I be?

A: Virus.

Virus
1/25/2008 4:49am,
I suppose you'd be an excellent judge of jokes since you train in one.

http://karate.navajo.cz/karate-2.jpg

Steve
1/25/2008 4:56am,
I'm going for the pressure point with my caterpillar-fu, sucks to be you.

FickleFingerOfFate
1/25/2008 4:58am,
Q. What would Bruce Lee be doing if he were alive today?



A. Trying to 1" punch his way out of his coffin.

Steve
1/25/2008 5:01am,
Q: What would Virus contribute to the boards besides jokes?

A: Nothing.

Yeah, sorry. Not very funny.

Virus
1/25/2008 5:02am,
Sorry for the repeat but Steve demands quality:

Q) What do you call Bruce Lee now that he has passed on?

A) Teh Dead Lee.

Virus
1/25/2008 5:09am,
Q) What do you give a midget who wants to train aikido?

A) A mini-skirt.

Steve
1/25/2008 5:18am,
Sorry for the repeat but Steve demands quality:

Q) What do you call Bruce Lee now that he has passed on?

A) Teh Dead Lee.

I didn't, but I demand quality from now on (see the post above).

Virus
1/25/2008 5:46am,
OK finish this joke then, smartass:

Q) Why did the chunner cross the road?

DHNK
1/25/2008 6:01am,
Sorry for the repeat but Steve demands quality:

Q) What do you call Bruce Lee now that he has passed on?

A) Teh Dead Lee.

Brilliant!