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King Sleepless
10/24/2007 3:41am,
Or something.

I was at the gym and unlike other people, I go to actually exercise. Usually towards the end, I'll hit the bag and do a set of 100 hooks to the punching bag. When I finish my 100 hooks, I like to hit the bag one more time on each side as hard as I can.

So as I was doing this, I was wearing my hooded sweater (hood up) with my MP3 player playing musics in my ear. (Thirteenth Step -APC) I didn't see the girl next to me. I guess she was trying to get my attention or something, but I didn't see her, so when I finished my 100 hooks, she must've walked forward to tap me on the shoulder or something, and as I brought my right hook in as hard as I could, I sort of clipped her in her baby maker. I watched this girl just go down like a net full of Orcas and Dolphins into a shredder.

Luckily I was wearing my 12oz gloves so it took most of the impact. I put my hood down and pulled the headphones out of my ears. She looked like she was about to cry, so I did the only thing a decent human being would do in this situation.

I just stood there staring blankly at her, wondering if she'd pass out so I could take her home.

She got up and said, "****!" and then asked if I was done. I apologized and got my stuff and left.

alex
10/24/2007 3:53am,
smooth. why the hood? trying to be one of those fucking homo asians trying to be gangsta and failing i see at the gym all the time?

Liffguard
10/24/2007 4:50am,
(Thirteenth Step -APC)

I commend your taste, sir.

Mawashigeri
10/24/2007 5:12am,
Next time use your knob!

DON'T SH*T ME !
10/24/2007 7:24am,
Was she a tall woman or were you throwing a low hook?

FickleFingerOfFate
10/24/2007 7:28am,
Was she a tall woman or were you throwing a low hook?


It was more of an upp-er-cu*t.

:smileinbo

Sun Wukong
10/24/2007 7:33am,
Sirc's asian so naturally he's only 3 feet tall, but he can concentrate his chi and grow almost two times his height when exposed to direct sunlight. Additionally, On chinese new year he can choose to remain a mortal for another year or reincarnate into his animal spirit's true form: which ironically looks just like he did before only with a mustache. True story.

Teh El Macho
10/24/2007 7:51am,
So is that the only type of goochie touching you get?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
10/24/2007 7:54am,
no he gets my snatch whenever he wants

DdlR
10/24/2007 7:57am,
I did something like that when I was about 18, heavily into TKD. We were sparring at the end of class (used to go round-robin, lower belts circulating between black belts) and my next partner was an athletic young woman who moved really well - she was a TKD beginner but I assumed she was experienced in some other MA.

This was in the mid-80s when TKD sparring was full contact body kicks and punches, no head punches, kicks to the head allowed. We generally wore hogu (torso pads) and no headgear.

So we started to spar, she was doing fine, very impressive, and then I launched a spinning hook kick that caught her right in the mouth. Her head snapped back and she spat out a horrific number of teeth (very little blood) into her hand and we stared at each other for a moment. I asked to see her teeth and she replied that she'd just spat most of them out. We stared a but more, then the sparring finished.

I can't remember what happened after that but I'm pretty sure that she never came back and I felt guilty as **** for years afterwards. Still do, actually.

sempaiman
10/24/2007 8:24am,
So is that the only type of goochie touching you get?

...let's stay clean...we are getting low.

KhorneliusPraxx
10/24/2007 8:54am,
This story seems odd...How do you punch someone in their 'mommy parts' if your not on your knees or something? How did you hit her at all with a hook unless she jumped between your fist and the bag? I here by proclaim this thread usless without video of said incident.

EternalRage
10/24/2007 8:59am,
smooth. why the hood? trying to be one of those fucking homo asians trying to be gangsta and failing i see at the gym all the time?
Hey now. That's just our culture. Poserism. As is librarism and Can'tDriveism.

King Sleepless
10/24/2007 10:27am,
I wear the hood over my head because I'm trying to keep all my heat inside and sweat a bunch, and I don't want people who know me to come up and bother me.

And yes I was throwing a low hook.

Devil
10/24/2007 10:37am,
And yes I was throwing a low hook.


Sounds more like a sloppy haymaker to me. Unless you're Mini-me.

Devil
10/24/2007 10:40am,
Anyway, I wish I had been there to see it. I would've yelled "Sweep the leg, Johnny!" from across the room as she was getting up.