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polishillusion
9/07/2007 7:49am,
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/09/07/2007-09-07_staten_island_ninja_thief_flees_after_ho.html

Staten Island ninja thief flees after homeowner stabs him

BY ETHAN ROUEN and MICHAEL WHITE
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Friday, September 7th 2007, 4:00 AM


Phil Chiolo shows bruise he got from man dressed as ninja who broke into his Staten Island home.

Phil Chiolo shows bruise he got from man dressed as ninja who broke into his Staten Island home.

A ninja-clad burglar was sent scurrying from a Staten Island kitchen early yesterday when the homeowner stabbed the samurai sneak in the shoulder.

Phil Chiolo said he had just gone to bed when he heard what sounded like a pan hit the kitchen floor about 1 a.m. in his Jefferson Ave. home in Dongan Hills.

"When I got into the kitchen, the door was jimmied open," Chiolo said. "To my surprise, there was a man standing there dressed in a ninja costume, with nun-chucks and everything. All I saw was his eyes."

The thief immediately struck Chiolo across his collarbone with the nun-chucks, he said.

The professional disk jockey tried to run.

"As I turn around, he hit me again in the back of the head," Chiolo continued.

Chiolo clutched the kitchen counter, spotted a knife block on the top and grabbed a 4-inch blade.

"My intention was not to stab him," he said. "I wanted to scare him, but he tripped over a kitchen chair and fell on his a--."

Still swinging the nun-chucks, the ninja struck Chiolo on the leg. That's when Chiolo plunged the knife deep into the burglar's shoulder.

"He showed absolutely no sign of pain," said Chiolo, who lives with his brother, Richard. "He was either high on something or completely numb. He got up with the knife still in him and ran out the kitchen door."

Chiolo called the cops, but the burglar, believed to be responsible for 13 other heists in the area, was still on the loose last night.

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So, we have a ninja hunt going on on Staten Island. New York, New York, its a hell of a town. Me and Tom Kagan are going patrolling tonight in a attempt to curb the ninja threat.

Lebell
9/07/2007 7:54am,
you should patrol the streets in your own 'uniforms' that would be fucking A, first you see a ninja running, persued by a couple of guys in kickboxing trunks..ghehe

polishillusion
9/07/2007 7:58am,
you should patrol the streets in your own 'uniforms' that would be fucking A, see a ninja running, persued by a couple of guys in TKD/WING TSUN costumes..ghehe


Fixed it for you.

Tom has this big stick that he can poke into the trees is the ninja decides to warp into them. I have nunchuks if he decides to pull his [email protected] on us. I will be on the SI ferry trying to find the ninja, but I suspect telling the crazy people from the ninja will be difficult. They blend in SO WELL.

Lebell
9/07/2007 7:59am,
wow....if you guys catch him you should get ninja hunter tags.
i wish i could come over and help you guys chasing it, that would be so cool.

PizDoff
9/07/2007 8:38am,
Front paged.
We do have News forum yo!

polishillusion
9/07/2007 9:05am,
I cant believe it, I actually made a semi-serious post. Go me.

YMAS did seem more appropriate being it was ninjas.

Ke?poFist
9/07/2007 11:04am,
lol, I saw this on the news. I'll keep an eye out.

Kid Miracleman
9/07/2007 1:26pm,
Wily ninja bastard! I'm going to learn Wing Chun, just so I can chain-punch him to death.

Kungfoolss
9/09/2007 1:25pm,
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/09/07/2007-09-07_staten_island_ninja_thief_flees_after_ho.html


Still swinging the nun-chucks, the ninja struck Chiolo on the leg. That's when Chiolo plunged the knife deep into the burglar's shoulder.

"He showed absolutely no sign of pain," said Chiolo, who lives with his brother, Richard. "He was either high on something or completely numb. He got up with the knife still in him and ran out the kitchen door."



Nah this guy got it all wrong. Clearly it was the supernatural training of the ninja warrior that gave him the ability to block out any pain. You can't hurt a real ninja with just a flesh wound. :ninja2:

Kungfoolss
9/09/2007 7:35pm,
Video news with the lucky surviver of the ninja assault.

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_249160229.html

boondock lee
9/10/2007 8:26pm,
Silly ninjas......at least we now know how to stop them,

By stabbing them!:ninjadanc

Heffy
9/13/2007 12:08pm,
Nunchuks and everything. HAHAHAHAHA.