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CX1329
8/03/2007 12:21pm,
It seems to me that the ultimate self-defence in that situation is simply...defending, rather than trying to go all macho on everybody and getting beat up even worse. What I'd do is keeping my striking guard up, elbows pointing down and fists extending outwards, then try to make haste out of there. If someone took me down, from the basic knowledge of BJJ principles that I have, I'd try to gain a good position as soon as I could, then stand up and make haste.

Does this make sense to anyone? Share your thoughts. And for crying out loud, this thread is not about style vs style, and much less about the real Taekwondo or Karate.

Neildo
8/03/2007 12:35pm,
http://www.mwart.com/images/p/Maces__Flails_Flail_2605_122.jpg

BASE853
8/03/2007 12:41pm,
What about "dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you". That would be the ultimate in multiple attacker self defense.

G8
8/03/2007 12:43pm,
or sharks with laser beams on their frickin heads

The_Tao
8/03/2007 12:44pm,
What about "dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you". That would be the ultimate in multiple attacker self defense.

I'll call and raise that

giant snakes with jetpacks, lazers and grappling hooks attacked to dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you.

CX1329
8/03/2007 12:45pm,
Bastards. All of you.

Devil
8/03/2007 12:47pm,
Or brass knuckles.

Or steel toed boots.

PSanderson
8/03/2007 12:48pm,
I like the snakes with jetpacks idea. ... oh, sorry. GIANT snakes.

But yes, that ... sounds pretty reasonable, CX. Depends on the specifics, but if you're talking about like a street gang attacking you or something...yeah, getting away = victory.

Devil
8/03/2007 12:48pm,
What about "dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you". That would be the ultimate in multiple attacker self defense.


That's just moronic. Everyone knows only cats can carry bees in their mouths.

Neildo
8/03/2007 12:49pm,
http://www.topguntours.co.uk/Resources/AK47.jpg

Munacra
8/03/2007 12:49pm,
Giant Robot.

The_Tao
8/03/2007 12:53pm,
Bastards. All of you.
how did you not see this comming?

CX1329
8/03/2007 12:53pm,
STOP DEFECATING ON MY THREAD.

As for the real response, yes, I was indeed talking about an actual dangerous conflict, not 2 70 year olds hitting you with their walking canes or a gang of 5 year olds hitting you with lollies.

The_Tao
8/03/2007 12:55pm,
Ok in all seriousness best way to deal with a multiple attacker siltation is to get an exit and break as many knees as you can on the way.

FickleFingerOfFate
8/03/2007 12:56pm,
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/FickleFingerOfFate/suicidebomb.jpg

Neildo
8/03/2007 12:56pm,
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1a1-980120-A-0000K-002.jpg