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cyril
7/25/2007 9:37am,
Woo! They're coming to enlighten my church on Sept 16th!

I wondering if they'll have all t3h de4dl3y ready for the good little Christians.

I'm actually interested in this seminar, as a TKD student, I want to see if something can possibly get any worse than an ATA school (Which thank God I don't go to).

2-3 hours of static drills for GOD, guys!

Scott Larson
7/25/2007 9:43am,
I remember seeing a figurine of Jesus teaching TKD to kids. Does anyone have a link to the pic?

Devil
7/25/2007 10:04am,
I remember seeing a figurine of Jesus teaching TKD to kids. Does anyone have a link to the pic?


Liar! Jesus teaches MMA.

Devil
7/25/2007 10:10am,
Is this the one?

foolperson
7/25/2007 10:14am,
karate in a church? thats a new one. I wish my church was interesting like that, I'd probably go if it was.

hpr
7/25/2007 10:19am,
I guess they're going to build a new God's Army. I'm so glad they've chosen McDojo karate, because now even fetuses can kick their asses in a fight. Years and years of training later they'll match up evenly against 4-year-olds :-)

Scott Larson
7/25/2007 10:25am,
Thanks, devil (appropriate?)

jkdbuck76
7/25/2007 11:13am,
Is this the one?

Yeah....I red-captioned this in the captions of disaster threads.....

Something about how it says that Jesus approves of the struggle
in Ireland since the one boy has an orange belt and the other
has a green belt and they are both white and fighting each other.
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1456047#post1456047

Funny picture. And Jesus looks awfully too caucasian......

Enjoy karate for Christ. Be sure to check out the cool
kiyojute ryu thread here in YMAS.

Eldarbong
7/25/2007 2:18pm,
They must have skipped that part in the Bible where Jesus throws the money lenders and McDojo owners out of the temple.

TheMightyMcClaw
7/25/2007 2:40pm,
I have my own counter-organization, MMA for Marduk.

jkdbuck76
7/25/2007 4:16pm,
_iccans for _ing _un ?

Virus
7/25/2007 4:46pm,
lol church.

lol TKD.

sempaiman
7/25/2007 4:59pm,
well...talk about having chi......

Snake Plissken
7/25/2007 5:48pm,
Yeah....I red-captioned this in the captions of disaster threads.....

Something about how it says that Jesus approves of the struggle
in Ireland since the one boy has an orange belt and the other
has a green belt and they are both white and fighting each other.
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1456047#post1456047

Funny picture. And Jesus looks awfully too caucasian......

Enjoy karate for Christ. Be sure to check out the cool
kiyojute ryu thread here in YMAS.

I loved that post. I had tears in my eye.
Some years ago a buddy of mine, who was Mormon, was getting married 'in the temple'. So another buddy of ours and our girlfriends go to 'the temple' for the ceremony. Pictures of Jesus everywhere and my buddy's girlfriend starts commenting loudly how "British" Jesus looks considering the region of the world he originated from.
We were asked to 'keep it down'.

Virus
7/25/2007 6:35pm,
You really think the Western world is ready for a Middle Eastern looking jesus.

Of course, there's no evidence that he really existed anyway so moot point.

EternalBuddha
7/25/2007 7:07pm,
I loved that post. I had tears in my eye.
Some years ago a buddy of mine, who was Mormon, was getting married 'in the temple'. So another buddy of ours and our girlfriends go to 'the temple' for the ceremony. Pictures of Jesus everywhere and my buddy's girlfriend starts commenting loudly how "British" Jesus looks considering the region of the world he originated from.
We were asked to 'keep it down'.

You mean except for the faxt that as a non-Mormon you're not allowed inside the temple?