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Who?
7/02/2007 12:44pm,
Certified Warlord?


http://www.streetwiseweb.co.uk/

Steve
7/02/2007 12:59pm,
What?

DrunkenFool
7/02/2007 1:04pm,
Richard A Farmer is a Japanese Warlord, yo!

INSTRUCTORS
The founder and senior instructor at Streetwise, Mr. Richard A Farmer HOF. WBOB. IBU, is one of the UKs top martial arts instructors. Richard who is a 4th Degree / Dan Black belt in 3 Styles of Martial arts and 6th Degree in Te Ashi-Do also holds the following:

Inducted into the Martial Arts Hall of Fame
Full Member of the International Bodyguard Union
Full Member of World Board of Black belt
Certified Warlord (Only 26 outside of Japan)
Chief / Senior Instructor & Co-founder of the Te Ashi-do Jutsu system
Fully Qualified Instructor and Grading examiner
Advanced Weapons Instructor City & Guilds in Teaching
Referee in Semi, Light & Full contact
Registered with the Association of Self-Protection Instructors
Qualified First Aider
Y.M.C.A Fitness instructor and Weights training Instructor
NVQ Coach

JabCrossHook
7/02/2007 1:31pm,
Come along to Streetwise and learn:
http://www.streetwiseweb.co.uk/resources/_wsb_12x18_streeticon.gif Self esteem
http://www.streetwiseweb.co.uk/resources/_wsb_12x18_streeticon.gif Self-Confidence


Always makes me chuckle when I read "learn self-esteem". It's not really like something educational that you can learn, is it.:happy7:

oni
7/02/2007 1:32pm,
think this was covered before...

Who?
7/02/2007 2:20pm,
think this was covered before...

By you no less. Sorry

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=33606&highlight=Certified+Warlord

Red Sauce
7/02/2007 2:59pm,
Someone invite him here to explain his ass.

Ryu_Yagami
7/03/2007 9:09am,
Well it made me laugh.

jkdbuck76
7/03/2007 11:17am,
INSTRUCTORS
The founder and senior instructor at Streetwise, Mr. Richard A Farmer HOF. WBOB. IBU, is one of the UKs top martial arts instructors. Richard who is a 4th Degree / Dan Black belt in 3 Styles of Martial arts and 6th Degree in Te Ashi-Do also holds the following:

What do HOF, WBOB and IBU stand for?


Hairy Old F---ker?

Won't Be Overly Bright?

In Bullshido's Underwear?

Some of you funnier guys help me out.

Warlord. Holy **** the batman.

Red Sauce
7/03/2007 12:21pm,
INSTRUCTORS
The founder and senior instructor at Streetwise, Mr. Richard A Farmer HOF. WBOB. IBU, is one of the UKs top martial arts instructors. Richard who is a 4th Degree / Dan Black belt in 3 Styles of Martial arts and 6th Degree in Te Ashi-Do also holds the following:

What do HOF, WBOB and IBU stand for?


Hairy Old F---ker?

Won't Be Overly Bright?

In Bullshido's Underwear?

Some of you funnier guys help me out.

Warlord. Holy **** the batman.

whatever bullshit they stand for I am sure they are not meant to be used as post nominal creditations.

What a joker!

I will invite him here.

Red Sauce
7/03/2007 12:39pm,
Okay so I got curious and fired off one of my famous subtle emails.


To: [email protected]
CC:
Subject: Some queries about Streetwise
Date: Tue, 3 Jul 2007 12:27:31 -0500

Hi Richard,

Just seen your website and have a few questions about what it is you teach and some others about you and your qualifications;

(Pasted from your website - my questions in Red)

The founder and senior instructor at Streetwise, Mr. Richard A Farmer HOF. WBOB. IBU Are these post nominal letters formally recognised qualifications from a society/institute with a Royal charter? I am unfamilier with any of them - could you please expand?, is one of the UKs top martial arts instructors (Glad to hear it! But again - what qualifies you to claim this?) . Richard who is a 4th Degree / Dan Black belt in 3 Styles (Which styles?) of Martial arts and 6th Degree in Te Ashi-Do also holds the following:

Inducted into the Martial Arts Hall of Fame (Which one? Is it the one where you send a cheque and they add you to a long list - or is it the one where they add you to a long list of names - and then you send them a cheque?)
Full Member of the International Bodyguard Union
Full Member of World Board of Black belt (again, which one - and were you invited - or did you pay?)
Certified Warlord (Only 26 outside of Japan) (This is a corker - let's face it - who "Certified you" and what do you think it means? Who are the other 26? What governing body certified you - and why you ?)
Chief / Senior Instructor & Co-founder of the Te Ashi-do Jutsu system
Fully Qualified Instructor and Grading examiner (With who?)
Advanced Weapons Instructor City & Guilds in Teaching (Is that Advanced Weapons Instructor AND a City and Guilds in teaching or are you being clever with words here?)
Referee in Semi, Light & Full contact (Again - with what organisation?)
Registered with the Association of Self-Protection Instructors
Qualified First Aider
Y.M.C.A Fitness instructor and Weights training Instructor
NVQ Coach

So if you could let me know any answers to those questions - that'd be great!

P.S You can take a look at the unravelling investigation on one of the largest Martial Arts forums in the world - here is the link.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1488714&posted=1#post1488714

sochin101
7/03/2007 2:26pm,
Okay so I got curious and fired off one of my famous subtle emails.
Dear Red,
Please apply for a staff position.
Preferably something that requires subtlety and magnificence.
I love you.
:love8: (u can bee teh blak one, Im a corkasian-lulz)

sochin101
7/03/2007 2:29pm,
Also, 26 warlords?
What happened to "There Can Be Only One"?

Put them all in a room with swords, then who ever's left can claim the title of Warlord.

joecos
7/03/2007 3:03pm,
The letters are kinda easy to figure out, he's just being repetitive:

HOF=Hall of Fame
WBOB=World Board of Black Belt
IBU= International Bodyguard Union

Basically, he's saying the same thing in two differnet places, not that it matters, it looks like he made them up anyway.:5oh:

Red Sauce
7/03/2007 3:24pm,
Can't find anyone else on the internet (except one person on MAP - figures) who claims to be in any way a "Certified Warlord".

Last I was up there all was peaceful in the Hemel Hempstead? What's gone wrong Richy Farmer?

:sad-face-but-not-to-sad-like-bubba-dying-in-forest-gump-sad:

But just found this:
RICHARD FARMER - Vice President & Senior Instructor

Professional Martial Arts Instructor
- 2nd Level Krav Maga
- 3rd Dan Kickboxing
- 3rd Degree Tae Kwon-Do
- 2nd Dan Kenjitsu-Kai
- 6th Dan Te Ashi-Do Jutsu

Own style of Self-Defence, recognized in Great Britain & America.
Inducted into Martial Arts Hall of Fame 1998-1999
Member of World Board of Black Belts
Advanced Diploma International Bodyguard Union
Enlisted Association and Register of Self Protection Instructors
Qualified Fitness Instructor & Member of Great Britain Squad


Are you lauging at what I am laughing at?

sochin101
7/03/2007 3:52pm,
Are you lauging at what I am laughing at?
ummm... I'm teh suxor at the Japanese stuff, but, doesn't Te Ashi-Do Jutsu mean something like Hand Foot Way Technique (or skill)? His made-up art is Hand foot way? Pidgin Japanese?

Red: were you laughing at 3rd dan Kickboxing?
I don't think that's funny... compared to a hand foot way warlord, anyway...