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finalphoenix
6/30/2007 8:15am,
"Any more drooling over female or supposed female posters in this forum will get you a ban." - PizDoff

.....Ok, I've done this once, and I plan on doing it again. Specifically, if I find a picture of a chick in the comedy forums only who's ungodly hot, I will repost the picture and say "holy cow, this woman is hot." I'm not insinuating any sexual depravity, I'm just a fan of pretty female humans. I was cursed with a penis, what can I say? Furthermore, as with any other site where I post regularly (blogs mostly, this is the only forum place I visit currently), I will not comment on the looks of any woman who is a member - period, or any friend or relative unless it is in a completely respectful, non sexual manner. And even then, very very rarely. Usually when asked.

.....So, to the point after my usual pointless over elaboration: Is posting a picture that I found in the comedy forums of some random nameless kung fu chick and stating the obvious fact that she is a diety a bannable offence? And, I plan on starting a poll at some point after I get the hang of it, also in the comedy forrums, to vote on who's the hottest martial arts starlet. Will this get me kicked for life?

OmegaBot
6/30/2007 8:16am,
Welcome to the Bullshido Forums finalphoenix... Make sure you review your dojo (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=83) and add it to your user control panel so you can get the http://www.bullshido.net/images/dojoreview1.gif icon in your user info bar in your posts.

Abusivemelon
6/30/2007 8:44am,
Nope. As long as the person does not post here you can openly fantasize all you want.
Polls are for Supporting Members only I'm afraid.
Now introduce yourself how long have you trained in what styles?

HonkyTonkMan
6/30/2007 8:45am,
"Any more drooling over female or supposed female posters in this forum will get you a ban." - PizDoff


You missed the point.

Besides PizDoff is one of the best moderators here, he wont just ban you for kicks.

sochin101
6/30/2007 9:26am,
Phoenix... the sticky is to stop goons scaring off women posters with "oh yeah, what martial art do you do? Really, can I see a picture of your lady-parts?". This is wrong.

As my two learned colleagues have told you, feel free to spread the MA hottie love, but safe for work pics only, cos a few (ahem) of us post from work.

Also, there's a hottie thread over in our sister forum, Sociocide.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
6/30/2007 10:19am,
You missed the point.

Besides PizDoff is one of the best moderators here, he wont just ban you for kicks.

I think we have a difference of opinion.

finalphoenix
6/30/2007 1:04pm,
.....Yeah, you're right, I did miss the point. When I read "poster," for some reason I was thinking of the avatars.

.....Well, I guess I'll just have to become a supporting member then! I like this sight so far, and twenty bucks is really fair. I don't know what it costs to keep this server up and running, I've never owned one, but I'm sure it's not cheap.

.....Sociocide, eh? I'll check that out. :)

.....Thank you for all your help, and I have no intentions of scarring off any female posters! I've only had the opportunity to even train with a small handfull of females. And it's always interesting to get their opinion on certain things, since pretty soon I'll be practicing with my girlfriend. (Every now and again she finds herself aproached by weirdos.)

.....Ok, well, I'll introduce myself again. Sheesh, for as much as you guys preach searching the forums before you speak redundantly.. ;) I'm Sean, I've trained for about 18 years now. The partitions time per style I'll have to be aproximate since my memory's kinda krappy. I spent prolly ten years all together messing around with Tae Kwon Do because it was fun. It was also the first thing I got into when I was seven. Diddled in Karate for about two years as a teenager. Practiced Silat, a little Seven Star Praying Mantis and even less Wing Chun with the greatest instructor I've ever had (Tyler Rae) for.. I'd say about three years. Had a few exhibition kickboxing matches in my late teen years, nothing serious, I was more of a space filler for people who got hurt or sick. Ike Stafford was my go to guy for all of that. Had one match about a year after my car accident that was promoted by Allan Gilliand and got my ass handed to me by a kid I outweighed by at least 40 lbs. Decided kickboxing wasn't for me until I managed to get myself put back together. (The kid was good though, I can't knock him at all. He was a force to be recconed with!)

.....If you want more info, I put a much more detailed version of my history on my profile. Forum profile that is.

.....Again, thanks for all of your help. Hope this works out and I can post for quite a time to come.

finalphoenix
6/30/2007 1:11pm,
.....Oh, and don't worry. I know all about some dumb ass looking over your cubicle wall and seeing something marginally offencive and going to the boss ball bagging about it. It sucks, and I would never put someone in that possition on purpose. Because people DO get fired over stuff like that. Matter of fact, I'm banned for life from the library here in town because I looked at a picture of some chick in a bikini. No, srsly.

.....This is about the calibur of porn I'll post here.
http://xf1.xanga.com/41ed833664032129259574/w94015477.jpg
.....I get off more on a pretty face than just about anything else.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
6/30/2007 1:13pm,
You're only allowed to have one account Angry_Spastic.

BSDaemon
6/30/2007 1:17pm,
Start another paragraph with ellipses, I dare you.

JohnnyCache
6/30/2007 2:17pm,
. . . see, here's the thing

this is...what you'd call...a martial arts forum

...we don't really. . . care what you . . . get off to.

Or want to know.

And what we really don't like is going all "Curse of the were-nerd" on ACTUAL females

because it a) scares them off and b)creates a breeding ground for terrible e-drama.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
6/30/2007 2:18pm,
What's our official stance on ellipses?

JohnnyCache
6/30/2007 2:20pm,
They represent breathy pauses, and should henceforth be called "shatners"

jnp
6/30/2007 2:20pm,
Start another paragraph with ellipses, I dare you.
Oh ****, it's a grammar gong sau. Quick, hide all your punctuation.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
6/30/2007 2:21pm,
They represent breathy pauses, and should henceforth be called "shatners"

did i ever tell you that i love you?

JohnnyCache
6/30/2007 2:22pm,
Also, "newbietown" isn't the place for ALL NEWBS to to ALL NEWBING it's just a place for your intro thread, really.

so if you want to post a hot chick in the comedy forum, just do it in a thread there.