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Ke?poFist
6/19/2007 7:11pm,
where do I get that stuff? Ya know, when a guy attacks a ninja with a sword, and they get white powder in their eyes? I was thinking about it, and that stuff could come in handy. I mean think about it...guy at the bar gives ya trouble. He goes to take a swing or whatever, and BAM! Powder in the face. Combine that not with the typical Ninja LARP but rather with a double leg and some GnP action, and I think we have the most d34dly street lethal fighting concept eva!

SFGOON
6/19/2007 7:14pm,
Why not just mace them if you're going to be a coward?

plasma
6/19/2007 7:17pm,
I was going to post a serious answer , but considering you posted this in YMAS instead of the JMA fourm I assume you want a comedy answer.




So my response well my LOL NINJA POWDER!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emCRKcRba4A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emCRKcRba4A

Tetsu_Anaguma
6/19/2007 7:54pm,
wasabi and cocaine.

If that doesn't distract 'em, nothing will.

fes_fsa
6/19/2007 8:18pm,
wasabi and cocaine.

If that doesn't distract 'em, nothing will.

tooth numbing deliciousness? i can see how that's distracting. mmmmmmm..

BackFistMonkey
6/19/2007 8:32pm,
wasabi and cocaine.


I would mug that dude three or four times a month .

*Goes back to cooking*

Permalost
6/19/2007 10:08pm,
http://www.donrearic.com/modernmetsubushi.html

Ke?poFist
6/19/2007 11:04pm,
Why not just mace them if you're going to be a coward?

Powder is cooler than mace, and I don't feel like a woman using it.

Ke?poFist
6/19/2007 11:07pm,
I was going to post a serious answer , but considering you posted this in YMAS instead of the JMA fourm I assume you want a comedy answer.




So my response well my LOL NINJA POWDER!!!!

Actually, I was half serious. I was watching the ninjas suck month video, and I saw the guy roll away from the sword, and then NINJA POWDER IN THE FACE! I was like, "AWESOME!"

Oh and that video you posted sucked my left nut.

ironlurker
6/19/2007 11:16pm,
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/WMIXyokozuna.jpg

worked for Mr. Fuji

Question!
6/20/2007 12:14am,
Holy ****, you can't see his face at all!

Ke?poFist
6/20/2007 1:43am,
I need links to ninjas secret lair's websites! Where is this mystical and hopefully imported from Japan product!?

Virus
6/20/2007 3:38am,
The thing is you have to actually get a clean shot at the eyes with the powder.

shmuel
6/20/2007 3:53am,
And you have to throw the powder with t3h f33ling of using a sword

jkdbuck76
6/20/2007 6:46am,
tooth numbing deliciousness? i can see how that's distracting. mmmmmmm..

Yep! Nothing like a little Texas booger-sugar to distract an enemy.

Is ninjer powder made of the ashes of cremated dead ninjers?

Rubber Tanto
6/20/2007 7:54am,
I think I read somewhere that the powder (hey plasma, is it called Metsubushi?) is made from all sorts of different things like steel shavings, ground stone powder, mustard seed powder and Ben Cole's pubic hair. :icon_conf

An egg is pierced and drained then filled with the itchy mix, sealed up with candle wax and presto...your a ninja...

Of course, Kempo you realise that while carrying metsubushi in a bar may well impress the ladies...keeping the bushes in pot plants near by (so you have something to roll into) may leave you looking silly