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KL70
6/19/2007 1:39am,
It may have some slight differences to the art of Bushido, but what do
you consider are the 3 undeniable (serious or humorous) truths to being a Ninja ?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
6/19/2007 1:40am,
making bad threads

shmuel
6/19/2007 3:29am,
Doing kamae on the ground

DAYoung
6/19/2007 3:32am,
Making bad threads.

fes_fsa
6/19/2007 4:28am,
posting about undeniable ninja truths.

DAYoung
6/19/2007 4:36am,
1. You must have scary eyes. Friendly eyes would ruin the look.

2. You can't starch your clothes - swooshing's bad for stealth.

3. Always bring a jacket. It's cold out there.

jeansberg
6/19/2007 4:52am,
Must hate pirates.

adouglasmhor
6/19/2007 4:56am,
Must have lived at least 2 centuries ago.

Elky
6/19/2007 5:06am,
They wear eyeliner (if all those '80s ninja flicks with the dude with the moustache are to be believed).

DAYoung
6/19/2007 5:11am,
Must have lived at least 2 centuries ago.

They have you fooled.

THEY'RE IN THE SHADOWS NOW.

ΜΑΧΗΤΗΣ
6/19/2007 5:15am,
Every move you make is accompanied by a ''WHOOP!!'' sound ,when you reach for the sugar jar,when you curl your hand to scratch your ear ,EVERY move.

Also,if the above apply you might also be Xena,but...meh,who cares...

sochin101
6/19/2007 5:19am,
1 You don't talk about Ninja Club.
2 Turtles really piss you off. Half shell? Pfft.
3 One day you'll move out of your mom's basement. One day.

Bladesinger
6/19/2007 5:41am,
1. You will always travel in a retard, even if it's just a retard of one.
2. Ashida Kim will be the object of your every sexual desire.
3. You will drink the Kool-Aid when told.

Ryu_Yagami
6/19/2007 6:07am,
Must be able to take it in the ass.

jkdbuck76
6/19/2007 6:23am,
Must be able to take it in the ass.

aka: The Feeling.

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1. Cameltoe boots.

2. Really, terribly, slower-than-a-glacier hand to hand
(watch steven k hayes "in action" or innaction if you like)

3. Throwing stars.

adouglasmhor
6/19/2007 6:24am,
Must be able to take it in the ass.

without lube. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Combat/0216.gif