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Tonuzaba
6/14/2007 2:06am,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Who?
6/14/2007 2:27am,
It would have been worse if he had slept with her, listening to that scouse accent all night. He got off lucky.

At least she tried to swallow!

Question!
6/14/2007 2:32am,
Man, that monkey almost ate the peach!

Asriel
6/14/2007 4:04am,
It wasn't her intention to do him harm? What the **** did she think she was doing? Foreplay? This isn't Klingon sex love!

Who?
6/14/2007 5:01am,
It wasn't her intention to do him harm? What the **** did she think she was doing? Foreplay? This isn't Klingon sex love!

You've never dated a Scouser then?

Teh El Macho
6/14/2007 8:28am,
Man, that monkey almost ate the peach!that's what happens when pple mix oral sex with S&M and bestiality.

BusStrength
6/15/2007 1:50am,
Was the swallowing an attempt to hide evidence?

bad credit
6/18/2007 4:20am,
You know, this isn't the only case of a gal ripping off testes that I've heard off. I've always figured it was possible, but you'd have to have them naked first and have really good grip strength. However, now I've heard off at least two different women doing it. Hmmm, I wonder if different guys have stronger or weaker sac skin. Could bad genes leave you susceptible to the emasculator? Would having smooth balls or a hanging, wrinkly sack be safer? The smooth one would be harder to grip, but easier to tear I'd think, while the wrinkled one would be easy to grab but then it'd just stretch.

I say we mail her in prison and when she gets out we do a scientific study with child molestors as guinea pigs.

Tonuzaba
6/18/2007 5:38am,
Amanda Monti 4 president...

SongPower
6/18/2007 5:45am,
Amanda Monti 4 president...

I agree. She seems to have all the makings of a good politician.

Tonuzaba
6/18/2007 5:47am,
I agree. She seems to have all the makings of a good politician.
Oh, no.
I don't really know why, but I prefer to think of her as a nice looking lady. Have you ever seen that in politics ? (well, maybe young Benazir Bhutto - one of my friends has her portrait tattoed on his back)

TroiElend
7/23/2007 3:18am,
I say we mail her in prison and when she gets out we do a scientific study with child molestors as guinea pigs.

Oo! Can we get whoever was responsible for Battlefield Earth and Event Horizon, too?

Tonuzaba
8/21/2007 8:23am,
OK, Monti is going behind bars:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".



I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."