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6/04/2007 7:35am,
Yes it's bad haiku time again folks. Remember it's 5-7-5. I'll make a start shall I?

We wear camo gear
The urban jungle beckons
Bring on the crackheads

6/04/2007 7:45am,
Overweight white man
your knives and guns cannot help
you reach your penis.

Human arsenal
Overwhelming show of force
I fear everything

Crackheads, bums, and thugs
They are all over the place
must have enough mace.

6/04/2007 7:45am,
I can still only count syllables by clapping my hands as I read.

Without the first clue
We search for our lost man-hood
Fear the unknown street

6/04/2007 7:48am,
Hee Hee!

This is one I actually wrote as a troubled teenager, having nothing to do with martial arts, but more of a military slant. I was an Air Cadet who read too many mercenary novels at the time, and had dreams of being the first chick in the Canadian special forces or whatever(at the time, I didn't even know what they were called or even if Canada had such a thing, but I figured they must exist and I wanted in!)


Through the underbrush
Slither, the enemy nears
War claims another

Thank you, loyal fans! Thank you!

6/04/2007 7:53am,
I think we all know about how this confrontation would end...

wow, a real thug, my
r.b.s.d. skills are used
I'll try no-touch throws

edit: oops, shoot. I was thinking of systema. Mea culpa.

6/04/2007 7:58am,
You gonna get raped

unless you look disgusting

systema can help

6/04/2007 8:02am,
my torch beats your knife
slap beats a bloody syringe
only when training

6/04/2007 8:02am,
I don't fear the streets
Oh my god, a black person
Don't make eye contact.

6/04/2007 8:06am,
I am confident
training in a non-live way
prepares me for death

6/04/2007 8:12am,
afraid for my life
R.S.B.D terrorists
scare my cash from me

6/04/2007 8:21am,
fetch my camo, son

Paranoia is the way

R.B.S.D. pwns

6/04/2007 8:23am,
An army reject
Unsuccessful with ladies
I pretend to fight

6/04/2007 9:02am,
Always be prepared
Attackers hide in the trees
Suburbs are deadly

6/04/2007 9:09am,
Hey, why all the guns?
For the impending race-war.
Oh...well...okay then

[This is based off a real-life conversation with my uncle. No ****.]

6/04/2007 9:15am,
Planning for the day

the New World Order will come

I become D34D!Y

6/04/2007 9:17am,
Knives everywhere

I think I amputated

my left testicle

how do get respect

say hi to my little friend

Big guns for the win