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King Sleepless
12/30/2006 2:06pm,
Step One: Find a really desperate woman.

Step Two: Get married and have kids.

Step Three: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/sircnay/notshimric.png

TKD Black Belt
12/30/2006 2:58pm,
I was in the mall yesterday and it struck me how many ugly people have kids. Shortly after this bit of politically incorrect neurosynaptic surge I was struck by another couple thoughts. Shouldn't we try and keep ugly people and stupid people from marrying each other? Realistically anyone can lose weight but when you're ugly and or stupid life has pretty much dealt you a hand short a card.

Oh well, who am I to say?

TKD

Odacon
12/30/2006 3:09pm,
Hey I'm ugly, stop trying to foil me!

JKDChick
12/30/2006 4:03pm,
Look, I can't keep the population up all by myself, you have to let stupid ugly people breed. Where will my minions come from otherwise?

plasma
12/30/2006 4:11pm,
Step One: Find a really desperate woman.

Step Two: Get married and have kids.

Step Three: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/sircnay/notshimric.png
Apparently I have a crush on your Sirc.

sempaiman
12/30/2006 4:20pm,
I was in the mall yesterday and it struck me how many ugly people have kids. Shortly after this bit of politically incorrect neurosynaptic surge I was struck by another couple thoughts. Shouldn't we try and keep ugly people and stupid people from marrying each other? Realistically anyone can lose weight but when you're ugly and or stupid life has pretty much dealt you a hand short a card.

Oh well, who am I to say?

TKD

If there wa no ugly people than how would anyone know how good looking I am.

Tenebrous
12/30/2006 4:48pm,
If there wa no ugly people than how would anyone know how good looking I am.

Everyone will move down a grade. Unfortunately, you will be the new ugly.

TKD Black Belt
12/30/2006 6:18pm,
Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...... (and some other assorted Evil noises!)

I have derailed your thread Sirc! The power is mine to wield.

Obviously my skills in the ancient art of Tea-Kwon-Don't far exceed yours!

Bow to my superior posting skills!

* more evil laughter *

TKD

Ps - Sem, just cause your mom says you're good looking don't make it true!

Mr. Jones
12/30/2006 6:32pm,
I finally have my own thread. Thanks Sirc.

Steve
12/30/2006 6:33pm,
Back on track. When ever I see this pic, it makes me think of Mr. Jones and how he might have got to be the way he is. You can draw your own conclusions...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/forstevee/normal_SmokingMom.jpg

Mr. Jones
12/30/2006 6:35pm,
What the hell do I nutride/worship?

TKD Black Belt
12/30/2006 6:36pm,
You stay out of this you!

TKD

Steve
12/30/2006 6:36pm,
What the hell do I nutride/worship?

Stupidity.

Mr. Jones
12/30/2006 6:37pm,
I have the right to post inane and stupid bullshit on the internet just like everybody else.

Steve
12/30/2006 6:48pm,
I have the right to post inane and stupid bullshit on the internet just like everybody else.

This is true, and I'm not saying that is not your right.

I find you to be one of the posters that I have to read what you wrote.

You just wear the "inane and stupid bullshit" like a badge of honor. I salute you.

http://www.silviapecota.com/media/1A_Salute/Salute.jpg

Mr. Jones
12/30/2006 6:52pm,
Thanks Steve.

Anyway I know theres something specific I did to piss Sirc off but I just can't remember it.