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marik
12/01/2006 4:59am,
My question is did the martial arts help your mind, body, and has it made you a better person since you joined. I need a lot of opinions for my project so make it short and to the point if you could please.

Tonuzaba
12/01/2006 5:24am,
Dear marik, excuse me, but this website IS A COLLECTION of "a lot of opinions" on martial arts. If you'd only read around...
I don't know about your project, since you did not take the time to inform us about it, but there actually is a search function on this site.
Use it. Enjoy your stay. And look out - this is not academic ground...
Tonuzaba

Rock Ape
12/01/2006 11:56am,
need opinions.Yeh I have one.



Your a RETARD

Granted it may not be the opinion you seek but it is an opinion never the less. Have a nice day. Oh and welcome to BSD

TKD Black Belt
12/01/2006 12:25pm,
Dear Dave,

A few years ago the world made a group decision to include the apostrophe into the English language as we know it. As such the confusion between the homonyms 'your' and the contraction of 'you are' was cleared up thusly:

You are = You're

Thanks for your adherance and observace of this small but significant rule.

TKD

PS - Marik, much like passing wind in a car just linger long enough and someone will flatulate their opinion in your presence.

GoldenJonas
12/01/2006 12:26pm,
My question is did the martial arts help your mind, body, and has it made you a better person since you joined. I need a lot of opinions for my project so make it short and to the point if you could please.

A little; yes; probably not; but on a completely related topic, and because I feel it is precisely on point, is Mr. Humm's astute observation.



Your a RETARD

While understandable in its fairly obvious implication, it does require some interpretation which may remove this observation from its intended status as a clear declaratory statement. I believe what he meant was....




You're a RETARD

as you see.



Your a RETARD

Signifies that you possess or somehow are in control of an individual of less than average intelligence and that for some reason you decided to call him or her "a retard" as that persons particular title or name. While this is grammatically incorrect, one can, with little mental gymnastics (assuming one is not "a retard"), sufficiently surmise that Mr. Humm did not intend to signify that...



Your a RETARD

but rather that...



You're a RETARD

as this statement properly addresses what Mr. Humm believes adequately describes you, i.e.,



You're a RETARD

or, sans the contraction ...



You are a RETARD

Thus, in conclusion, I concur.

Rock Ape
12/01/2006 12:34pm,
LMFAO... Love it

Yes its TRUE I'm RETARD as well

Doctor Z
12/01/2006 12:38pm,
LMFAO... Love it

Yes its TRUE I'm RETARD as well
An English teacher would say this is a superfluous statement, since one can already logically conclude your retardness from the context of your style(s) field.

TKD Black Belt
12/01/2006 12:38pm,
Hmm, makes you wonder who's the bigger geek since obviously GJ and myself where scripting out respective responses at the same time.

TKD

PS - Dave you may in fact be retarded but we still love you, even if you are English.

Blue Negation
12/01/2006 12:42pm,
My question is did the martial arts help your mind, body, and has it made you a better person since you joined. I need a lot of opinions for my project so make it short and to the point if you could please.


It gave me confidence (lol i choke you now noob), it made me fit again (cartwheel pass WTF?), and it made me a better person because of those two things.

I'm betting this is the most serious reply you'll get

Doctor Z
12/01/2006 12:46pm,
I'm betting this is the most serious reply you'll get

I'll do him one better:

Actually thanks to Taekwondo I lost my virginity.

You can quote me on that one!

Doctor Z
12/01/2006 12:59pm,
I am not sure if sexual abuse by an instructor counts as losing your virginity.

If your penis got a callus and is sore!

You aren't a virgin no more!

Axelton
12/01/2006 1:04pm,
If your penis got a callus and is sore!

You aren't a virgin no more!

for fucks sake stop fucking wood chips you sick bastard. seriously...how could a lubricated vagina give you a callous sore? wear a condom if shes that dry you sick ****.

Doctor Z
12/01/2006 1:07pm,
for fucks sake stop fucking wood chips you sick bastard. seriously...how could a lubricated vagina give you a callous sore? wear a condom if shes that dry you sick ****.

I feel uncompelled to take advice from someone who personally choose to 'roll' with other men ... on a mat ... in public.

Rock Ape
12/01/2006 1:09pm,
Dave you may in fact be retarded but we still love you, even if you are English.Oh and you missed the fact that I wear Magic Pants and do a lot of LARPing lol

Iscariot
12/01/2006 1:34pm,
Oh, God! It is a dark day when an Englishman is corrected in grammatical matters by a Canuck and a Yank.

Dave, I hearby strip you of you Englishness, you are now officially Welsh.

Tonuzaba
12/01/2006 1:36pm,
Someone mentioned lubricated vaginas? Hmmm. Yummy.
Now... I wonder if this opinion is going to find usage in the threadstarter's "project"...
Tonuzaba