View Full Version : For those who missed "Fight Science"

Pages : [1] 2 3 4

11/28/2006 5:22am,
Here are some clips 'o disaster courtesy of the tube. I had heard about it on the forums but never saw it. I just watched a few of these clips. OMG WTF is that ****? Who the **** is that douchebag "ninja"? T3h d34dly dim mak for the win?


11/28/2006 5:49am,
OMG I didn't know it was that bad...

I mean drunked kung fu and Kung FU speed is legendary ???!!!

The heavy bag wasn't even moving or denting with their 'speed' strikes....

Then the 'ultimate warrior' ninja ho my....

I like the ninja basically saying "It's cool because we trained for so long without knowing if our hits were ppowerful" yeah well try to spar and you have instent feedback stupid!

HOW the hell could they call this Fight SCIENCE I'm sooo glad I didn't download this...

11/28/2006 7:57am,
Funny how they all acted so surprised when they found out that lo and behold the boxer hit the hardest. It wasn't all that bad....
It was good to see the Gracies on there and Dan still swinging a stick at the ripe old age of 70.

And remember all of you....MT sucks because they can't walk the plum flower poles. All the hundreds of hours of fight footage out there must have all been CG'd to make MT look good and effective....the proof is in the plum flower poles, baby!!!

11/28/2006 9:11am,
Eh, I remember when a programme over here matched up a BJJ guy and a Karateka to see WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE STYLE, LOLZ!?!?1

11/28/2006 9:32am,
Eh, I remember when a programme over here matched up a BJJ guy and a Karateka to see WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE STYLE, LOLZ!?!?1UFC 2?

11/28/2006 11:53am,
Obviously the BJJ guy lost because he didn't punch bags full of rice.

Rice punching and plum flower pole = t34 d34dly

Never forget that.

john joe
11/28/2006 12:14pm,
plum sauce is pretty nice, with some sort of poultry dish and a side of rice.

11/28/2006 12:49pm,
god this reminds me how much I hate people who think they're ninjas

11/28/2006 1:02pm,
lol white ninja was so fucking happy he found ut his techniques "work". what a tool.

11/28/2006 2:40pm,
Who is that ninj3r guy anyway? They called him "Glen" and he seems to be doing wushu. Is he a ninjitsu instructor or someone they paid to act as a ninja?

11/28/2006 2:44pm,
I love that cocky taunt by the drunken kung fu guy:

"You think I have just fallen over and now you are going to attck me?

<Does some physically intensive and long method of standing up>

"Think again."

Yeah you the deadly with your perfomance wushu.

11/28/2006 2:51pm,
I liked the program from the stand point that it may have introduced more people to martial arts. Let's say 10 people decide to train in TMA because they saw this program and one of those goes on to train in MMA or MT or BJJ or Kick Boxing, that's one more person than would have trained if he/she had not seen the program.

11/28/2006 7:43pm,
For something that sucked so hard, this crapfest sure seems to get a lot of bandwidth from youu guys. Quit posting this ****.

11/28/2006 8:45pm,
What the hell is up with the noises they're making in the second clip (the one about striking hard and often)??

By the way, did anyone notice that the clip ends with the phrase, "Kung Fu beats the serpent?" That's awesome!

11/28/2006 9:35pm,
i couldnt help but feel sorry for the kung fu guy on that show. His data sucked on everything except being able to bitch slap quicker than everyone.

I enjoyed watching the show though, it had its moments.

11/28/2006 10:24pm,
I was impressed with the ninja's plum flower pole routine - apparently he was good at that, if probably not at fighting ; )

Also gotta love how they had RICKSON GRACIE BITCHEZ WHOOO!

BJJ FTW. (and I don't even do BJJ, technically)