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justabill
11/18/2006 11:07pm,
I saw this on eBay and just had to share. If you really feel the need to be a black belt, here's your chance! Be sure to read on how to receive rank

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jujitsu-Home-Study-Certification-Kenpo-Karate-defense_W0QQitemZ250050528490QQihZ015QQcategoryZ73 992QQcmdZViewItem

Axelton
11/18/2006 11:36pm,
get your blackbelt via cds? wtf?

SuperGuido
11/19/2006 12:41am,
Sweet! Does this mean that I can compete with other black belts in BJJ tournaments too?

slamdunc
11/19/2006 10:39am,
This can't be an e-mcdojo; there are no testing fees.

Sokaku
11/20/2006 12:18pm,
Who said BJJ was expensive?

TKD Black Belt
11/20/2006 12:34pm,
Phuck that I'm studying to be a ninja (http://www.ninjutsu.com/home-study-courses.shtml)! Plus if I order now I get three free throwing stars!

TKD

Uechidude
11/20/2006 12:41pm,
I saw this on eBay and just had to share. If you really feel the need to be a black belt, here's your chance! Be sure to read on how to receive rank

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jujitsu-Home-Study-Certification-Kenpo-Karate-defense_W0QQitemZ250050528490QQihZ015QQcategoryZ73 992QQcmdZViewItem Man ...I'm gonna start a Uechi Ryu home study..for only $8.95+ S&H to get you to 1st degree. You dont even have to call..I will send you your Certificate with your order. With my honor system..you watch all the dvd's then frame your Certificate...and BAM, you are a Shodan in Uechi Ryu. It also comes with a new Tiger Claw BB..and honorary patch. "But Wait" theres more, you also get a free subscription to YourScrewed magazine. Thats right folks. 1 Certificate 1 dvd 1 belt, and the subscription. all for only $8.95 + S&H:bsflag:

Uechidude
11/20/2006 12:43pm,
Phuck that I'm studying to be a ninja (http://www.ninjutsu.com/home-study-courses.shtml)! Plus if I order now I get three free throwing stars!

TKD And not to be outdone...you get 4 throwing stars , and a pair of Tabi.

TKD Black Belt
11/20/2006 12:51pm,
And not to be outdone...you get 4 throwing stars , and a pair of Tabi.

Yeah but does your magazine subscription come with a membership on a professional fighting website (http://www.matbattle.com)? Huh?!?

TKD

datdamnmachine
11/20/2006 1:13pm,
Yeah but does your magazine subscription come with a membership on a professional fighting website (http://www.matbattle.com)? Huh?!?

TKD

Damn that website...damn it!

Uechidude
11/20/2006 1:16pm,
Yeah but does your magazine subscription come with a membership on a professional fighting website (http://www.matbattle.com)? Huh?!?

TKDWell hell ...what do you want for $8.95...jeez

TKD Black Belt
11/20/2006 1:26pm,
Damn that website...damn it!

Does anyone remember when the email was going around that would open up and start yelling in an overdone Ghey Lisp:

"Hello! I'm Gay!"

Over and over again? This is the new version of that. The thing that kills me is that I don't know if the site is for real or not, I mean honestly I have pictures of myself for sponsors that look pretty homoerotic if looked at with that theme in mind.

Oh the shame.....

TKD

generalvit
11/20/2006 2:58pm,
Hey Datdammachine, are you Eup-----, from the BJJ gym in Bellingham? I just stumbled onto your profile and I was wondering if it was you. I took a few classes there, did some Judo at the Ridgeway gym.....just curious if we've trained together, I was hoping to get your opinion on WCFC and JT's classes. For some reason I can't send PMs.

Cdnronin
11/20/2006 6:16pm,
get your blackbelt via cds? wtf?

really, I guess that means mine is old skool,I got it watching videos!

TKD Black Belt
11/20/2006 6:36pm,
Fang Shen Do contemplated a Black Sash video/DVD course but they couldn't figure out how to ship a bucket of dog **** with each order so they cancelled the idea.

TKD

Sokaku
11/20/2006 6:38pm,
That's the problem of most TMA, the lack of alive cds.