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Virus
11/13/2006 4:15am,
It's time for the award of awards, the creme-de la creme of crap. Which of these arts do think is the absolute worst? Which would you absolutely not train in, even if paid for? What's the absolute bottom of the barrel? (Yellow Bamboo was not included because it's too fringe to be considerd a "martial art")

The nominees are:

Aikido:
http://www.aikido-of-charlottesville.org/images/osensei-irimi.jpg

Systema:
http://www.counseling.mtu.edu/VladLock.jpg

Bujinkan:
http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/data/500/33.jpg

_ing _un:
http://www.tecdive.ru/wingchun/wc-06.jpg

Krotty:
http://www.shotokan.ru/LOGO0.jpg

Monkey Kungfu:
http://photos9.flickr.com/13825074_0e06d7e7c2_m.jpg

Anything Korean:
http://www.usadojo.com/images/kuksoolwonsmlopt.jpg

Poll is open for seven days (or untill people get bored, whichever comes first) so get your votes in!

Virus
11/13/2006 4:40am,
I voted for aikido. I've seen some guys train, seen vids ect and I reckon it's the most absurd "training" I've ever seen. Guy does a forward roll while I hold his hand. That's the technqiue. Then they go on about how awesome they for it.

Virus
11/13/2006 4:41am,
Oh and if you want to comment on why your vote deserves to be the bottom of this bunch then that's cool too.

Foreman
11/13/2006 5:12am,
I think white crane should be added. Seriously, look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twTlTc5OHuo

Iscariot
11/13/2006 5:57am,
Fang Shen Do? Poo sniffing and fake heart attacks for the win?

Virus
11/13/2006 6:07am,
Fang shen do is too obscure.

RuledByEnmity
11/13/2006 6:39am,
_ing _un for me. Although Booj was a very close second.

Please
11/13/2006 6:46am,
_ing _un, though aikido a close second.

Roidie McDouchebag
11/13/2006 7:53am,
Systema shouldn't be on this list. I do not approve.

Planktime
11/13/2006 8:35am,
Well i had to go with "monkey style" but there are a lot of good choices on there for the worst.....

plasma
11/13/2006 9:29am,
Fang Shen Do? Poo sniffing and fake heart attacks for the win?
FSD falls under Wing Chun.


I voted Aikido.

plasma
11/13/2006 9:31am,
Systema shouldn't be on this list. I do not approve.
Since when has your opinion counted.


Now flush your head in the toliet.

Roidie McDouchebag
11/13/2006 9:52am,
My opinion is, in fact, a seperate entity from the body it now inhabits, it has been a vital part of Earth's history, and that of the Universe, since the beginning of time. It was the cause of the Big Bang, and evolution on this planet. It is indestructible and will only end its influence when entropy stops. It is the beginning and the end. The alpha and omega. It created you and can destroy you.

Now, shitpuppet, go **** yourself.

ViciousFlamingo
11/13/2006 9:54am,
They all sucked majorly, but KMA has the potential to be good.

Monkey kung fu is retarded, but on t3h str33t screeching and flinging poo at one's opponent may just be a viable option.

Karate is the same as KMA.

Bujinkan might have been my choice if it had been "Ninjering" or something, but if I said I did Bujinkan people would just nod and smile politely. Too obscure.

Systema is the same as Bujinkan.

Aikido....aikido came very close. Goddamn, so much of that **** is useless. And they've got that weird cult thing going on. And Magic Pants.

However, _ing _un sucks the big, hairy, chancre-covered pus-oozing dick. And the sheer amount of mass delusion and stupidity it creates is mindblowing.

MaverickZ
11/13/2006 10:06am,
This **** is so old it's starting to wrap around to new.

Iscariot
11/13/2006 10:11am,
FSD falls under Wing Chun.


I voted Aikido.
_ing _un has teh r34l _oo _niffing?