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Wounded Ronin
11/09/2006 9:26pm,
Heh, a self-proclaimed fat guy and bully-target sassed me out for questioning his deadly knee kick.


(check page 2 of the thread)


Snap kicks to the knee hurt like hell and can tear all three ligaments if properly executed...


Yeah, they "can", but they probably won't. I mean, if someone hits you really hard at the base of the skull where the spine enters, you theoretically "can" get your spine dislocated and die, but it probably won't happen.

If you got into a fight with someone and snap kicked his kneecap probably nothing would happen even if it were a good snap kick. Maybe if you had really heavy boots and the person's knee was locked rather than flexed you might cause some biomechanical injury, but it's a hail mary more than anything else.

The problem with a lot of martial arts instruction these days is that techniques are taught like recepies. "If you do this, this WILL happen." But that's just not how the world works. It's more a question of odds and probabilities and a wise man wouldn't stack all his chips on being able to cause a cripping or incapacitating injury in anything but a totally one-sided situation. (Such as a deliberate break after you've already succeeded in applying a completed submission hold on someone.)


You don't have to tell me about stupid martial art teachers, one of the worst has his facility a few block from my house. Who in there right mind would snap kick to the front? I would hit them in the side, because that dramatically increases the chances of a serious injury. My dad has a Black Belt in Judo and is a former police trainer and self defense/ Judo teacher and knows a fair bit of Shotokan, and he has taught me some basics. I can and have successfuly thrown people across the room because they were dumb enough to try to punch me in the face. I also have learned some basic Aikido, the art of pressure points, and have appllied some knowledge of Judo to Ju Jitsu and can snap someones elbow with a single throw. I was the one that the bullies came after 'cause I was a fat dude. I had to learn basic self defense.

Not an overly dumb one, me.


My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings,
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

-Ozymandius, Percy Bysshe Shelley

11/09/2006 9:35pm,
Well ****, challenge him on the internet. It always brings results.

But he may have SOME correctness in his response, he sure doesn't sound like a multi system bb who knows his ****, like my instructor who sounds kinda like this guy but who's Judo + Karate + West Texas TKD ("bar clearing" he called it) and does do throws well and has shown us many times how this position wrecks the shoulder, this position makes them drop on their head, this position sets them up for the hooks, this way can break the arm, this sets up the hammer lock... etc.

11/09/2006 10:48pm,
congrats, you just got pwned by a fat kid

11/10/2006 8:16am,
Lol anime forum.

11/10/2006 8:34am,
I own fat kids on anime forums on a regular basis and you don't see me bragging oh wai

11/10/2006 9:05am,
I think I found him....Anime fat kid, knows martial arts, "sassed you"......


11/10/2006 10:18am,
Why are you posting on an anime forum? Is there something you'd like to share with the group?

Point the kid at a local TD and watch him back-pedal.

Bluto Blutarsky
11/10/2006 10:21am,
He will own you for he is bullrog and he has lots and lots of powers!

11/10/2006 10:54am,
i'm surprised he didn't say full charged chi balls to the back of the head is perhaps the most d34dly technique of them all...

fuckstick should be spending time in the gym training rather than sitting around watching japanese cartoon babes ****... maybe then he'd have some kind of experience to back it up on...

and yeah... anime forum? how old are you?

11/10/2006 11:01am,
He's taking a break from Chuukese wrestling.

11/10/2006 7:46pm,
Wounded Ronin's saving grace is he isn't any of you.