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Kintanon
10/05/2006 9:27pm,
Oh yes! You too can now experience the power of a fat balding italian condensed into a can! Buy a six pack today!
http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html


I guess his 32nd sequel to Ninja Chef on a Boat didn't make as much money as he wanted...

Kintanon

pauli
10/05/2006 9:39pm,
welcome to last... oh nevermind.

Kintanon
10/05/2006 9:52pm,
Seriously? I looked at a bunch of the segal threads and didn't see it. It just showed up at the local walmart today so I figured it was new. My bad. Some staff member kill this thread pls.

Sorry,
Kintanon

rw4th
10/06/2006 12:42am,
Features:

100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
Can has Steven Seagalís face on it (who could ask for more!?!)


Now that right there is just fucking disturbing.

I wonder if it comes in special "bowel control formula" so you won' **** yourself?

colonelpong2
10/06/2006 12:43am,
if anyone makes the "open up a can of woop ass" joke here, i will kill them for being overly predictable

jkdbuck76
10/06/2006 6:58am,
if anyone makes the "open up a can of woop ass" joke here, i will kill them for being overly predictable

No. But we would certainly be opening a can of "lard ass".

Here are some Flash Animation films making fun of the Untalented One.



http://www.atomfilms.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=seagal1_old_man&mature=accept

Teh El Macho
10/06/2006 7:47am,
I actually had the misfortune of drinking one of those. I was with my accountant a few months ago, and was very exhited about having a box of that **** in his ofice fridge. Anyways, he offered me one and I couldn't decline out of politeness.

It tastes like 7up, but then again in the back of my mind, a little voice was telling me "that's Seaga's juice" (**shudders**)

Anyways, that thread topic is old... and then again, sometimes the search func truly sucks. In any event, Seagal's open season is all year round. Bring the fat **** jokes boys!

isol8d
10/06/2006 7:55am,
I drank one once, and it inhibited me from being able to use the search function....

datdamnmachine
10/06/2006 1:26pm,
I looking for it but there is a review of that drink and also some guys created a spycam using the can of the drink where the camera is behind one of Steven's eyes.

rw4th
10/06/2006 1:54pm,
I seriously thought this was about Lesbian Porn before opening it. To me the path to true enlightenment lies in watching hot chicks make out and do each other.

Maybe I should start a religion or something.

Epicurus
10/06/2006 1:59pm,
I seriously thought this was about Lesbian Porn before opening it. To me the path to true enlightenment lies in watching hot chicks make out and do each other.

Maybe I should start a religion or something.

It's called "being a canadian citizen". There's a section on lesbianism on the immigration application form.

On a serious note, Steven Seagal needs to stop trying to talk in his movies. I don't think this guy even understands what a script is for. He is constantly just paraphrasing or ad-libbing his lines or reading them off of something. Like. for real. If you're a masochist, watch "into the sun" and count how many times his gaze kinda drifts around while he's mumbling his lines as he reads from the ten prompt cards he scattered around the studio...

datdamnmachine
10/06/2006 2:07pm,
I seriously thought this was about Lesbian Porn before opening it. To me the path to true enlightenment lies in watching hot chicks make out and do each other.

Maybe I should start a religion or something.

The sad thing is it's only fun if they let you join in after they are finished with each other!