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Sarahpink
10/02/2006 8:03am,
Hi everbody, I'm new to this sort of thing but i have a question if anyone feels like sharing their thoughts?

In my training we learn not just how to attack and inflict pain but also we learn how to heal both ourselves and others. Primarily this is through Zen principles of hei gung/chi kung.

Does anybody else study the healing arts?

Does anybody have healing arts incorporated into their combat training like i do?

If not! Why not? You violent meatheads!!! Hee hee only joking.

Doctor X
10/02/2006 8:12am,
In my training we learn not just how to attack and inflict pain but also we learn how to heal both ourselves and others. Primarily this is through Zen principles of hei gung/chi kung.

You have learned baloney.


Does anybody else study the healing arts?

Many study evidence based medicine . . . the one that came up with a vaccine for polio, extended life expectancy beyond 12, and cured impotence.


Does anybody have healing arts incorporated into their combat training like i do?

Given you have incorporated baloney, one must question your combat training.


If not! Why not?

We are not stupid.

Now go kill yourself . . . with a real knife . . . not some stupid chi strike. . . .

--J.D.

P.S. Jesus hates you.

P.P.S. The Buddha is raping your mother.

P.P.P.S. Somewhere, Isaac Asimov is laughing at you.

P.P.P.P.S. Goeth thou to QuackWatch (www.quackwatch.com) and be enlightened.

P.P.P.P.P.S. SEARCH FUNCTION NEWBIE SCUM!!! [!--Ed.]

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. If you feel any of this does not apply to you because YOU--unlike every other disgraced creduloid--YOU alone in the world can break the Laws of Physics, goeth thou to JREF (www.jref.org) and win $1,000,000!!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Have I told you to kill yourself?

Doctor X
10/02/2006 8:25am,
. . . but while you are killing yourself:

Chi and Chicanery (http://www.csicop.org/si/2000-09/qigong.html)

Fighting Qi Qong (http://www.csicop.org/sb/9903/sima-nan.html)

Examining TCMA and Chi (http://www.csicop.org/si/9509/chi.html)

CSICOP Investigation-I (http://www.csicop.org/si/9607/china.html)

CSICOP Investigation-II (http://www.csicop.org/si/9609/china.html)


Qi Qong . . . yet another bit of fantasy to sell LARP'rs. At least the Magic Pants keep your ball warm . . . if you have any.

--J.D.

Sarahpink
10/02/2006 8:29am,
Hmmm nice welcome,

You poor boy.

You must be one of the most unpleasant personalities around.

Shame on you.

So much anger? So much hate?

Surely you know that's not a good thing?

Why don't you take a chill pill. :-)



Any sensible replies out there?

Doctor X
10/02/2006 8:36am,
Hmmm nice welcome,
I directed Seed to keep the Hounds leashed.


You poor boy.
"Man of wealth and taste."


You must be one of the most unpleasant personalities around.
"Measur'd in manner and speech, Madam. Measur'd in manner and speech."

Noblesse oblige. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and your wastage requires attention a "trifle on the harsh side of 'strict.'"

Everything good hurts initially. . . .


Shame on you.
I am not the one advocating death, you are. For when you promote quackery, when you turn your back on rational thought, disavow yourself of progress, blind yourself to reality, and expect others to follow you into the stygian depths of willful ignorance, your risk actual harm. A SEARCH FUNCTION will reveal that to you.

We have to think of the children. . . .

You do not hate . . . CHILDREN . . . do you?


So much anger? So much hate?
Neither.


Surely you know that's not a good thing?
Education is always a good thing. Now just lie back and try to enjoy it.


Why don't you take a chill pill. :-)
I am not the one upset. Besides, I find this exquisite zinfindel serves quite nicely.


Any sensible replies out there?
They were linked.

Unless you fear them.

Why do you fear knowledge?

Knowledge cured jock itch.

Do you want jock itch?

--J.D.

HonkyTonkMan
10/02/2006 8:43am,
. . . but while you are killing yourself:

Chi and Chicanery (http://www.csicop.org/si/2000-09/qigong.html)

Fighting Qi Qong (http://www.csicop.org/sb/9903/sima-nan.html)

Examining TCMA and Chi (http://www.csicop.org/si/9509/chi.html)

CSICOP Investigation-I (http://www.csicop.org/si/9607/china.html)

CSICOP Investigation-II (http://www.csicop.org/si/9609/china.html)


Qi Qong . . . yet another bit of fantasy to sell LARP'rs. At least the Magic Pants keep your ball warm . . . if you have any.

--J.D.

Tee Hee .Doc said Chicanery................

Doctor X
10/02/2006 8:46am,
As you can see, I am very popular with the chics. . . .

. . . but you know that already. . . .

--J.D.

HonkyTonkMan
10/02/2006 8:52am,
Hi everbody, I'm new to this sort of thing but i have a question if anyone feels like sharing their thoughts?

Very dangerous to say this on Bullshido. I advise Strongly against saying this again


In my training we learn not just how to attack and inflict pain but also we learn how to heal both ourselves and others.

Why learn to do both? Learn to hurt or heal, dont fence straddle on this. COMMIT



Primarily this is through Zen principles of hei gung/chi kung.

Two problems here.......

1. You said Zen
2. You said Chi



Does anybody else study the healing arts?

Yes, my Pulminologist does. So does my wife, the NURSE


Does anybody have healing arts incorporated into their combat training like i do?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......Youre kidding right?


If not! Why not? You violent meatheads!!! Hee hee only joking.

You should take TKD.

Oh and one more thing.....

One day grasshopper you will learn to, NEVER EVER question the Doc...Fucking never.....

HonkyTonkMan
10/02/2006 9:00am,
Hmmm nice welcome,

Thicker skin my girl, thicker skin.


You poor boy.

You must be one of the most unpleasant personalities around.

He is......But he has Magic Pants


Shame on you.

So much anger? So much hate?

Anger and hate against BS......He is a rational individual..with Magic Pants



Surely you know that's not a good thing?

Why don't you take a chill pill. :-)

No..you should have said...."Why dont you take a CHI pill........."
C'mon try harder.




Any sensible replies out there?

A sensible reply from us implies that a sensible question was put forth by you.

However...it wasnt.

Doctor X
10/02/2006 9:01am,
"Pulmonologist."

:eng101:







In the rain.

--J.D.

HonkyTonkMan
10/02/2006 9:03am,
"Pulmonologist."

:eng101:







In the rain.

--J.D.

Thanks.................LOL

From Bell2Bell
10/02/2006 9:05am,
She has Kondokan in her style field, a quick google search turned up this http://www.kondokan.com/7.html





All clients are trained in complete anonymity. In the training hall there are no names. You leave the outside world at the door. There will be no details disclosed of your training to anyone. You will not be named or pictured in advertising nor mentioned to other students.


:5eek:



All instructors are fully certified by the world's leading martial art's organisations and include many world and national champions in their respective disciplines


Who are they, or am I not allowed to ask because there are no names in the training hall?





Single Session 150
Group Session 200
Day long Seminar 500
Each instructor is paid by the session 150. This is a flat fee for the instructor providing one to one tuition. Each session lasts approximately 2 hours.




Introduction Pack - 250 - 3 sessions or 6 hours. Experience the world of Zen Arts in three stimulating and mind expanding sessions.
Ten Session Pack - 1000 - 20 hours. Learn all the basics and more in any of the martial training styles. this includes and introduction to the healing arts and the basics of meditation.
Grading Pack - 1500 - 15 sessions or 30 hours. This pack is designed to take a student from one grade to the next. There are ten grades to Black Belt.



I'm don't follow the exchange rate between US $ and sterling but I'm pretty sure that single session of two hours would work out to $400+:wtfgif9fr

Doctor X
10/02/2006 9:06am,
. . . and she should have suggested I take a Stress Pill (http://www.palantir.net/2001/tma1/wav/stresspi.wav) to which I would have questioned her Analysis (http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/fmj-numnuts.wav) of the situation (http://new.wavlist.com/movies/201/chl-communicate.wav).

--J.D.

Doctor X
10/02/2006 9:11am,
She has Kondokan in her style field, a quick google search turned up this http://www.kondokan.com/7.html





:5eek:

We now know what Madonna can do since she has dropped Kabbala and scientology is sooooo 2005.

--J.D.

Doctor X
10/02/2006 9:12am,
Anyone think they have heard of "aliveness?"











Stop laughing!!!

--J.D.

From Bell2Bell
10/02/2006 9:22am,
Anyone think they have heard of "aliveness?"











Stop laughing!!!

--J.D.


After you drink the kool-aid you don't need aliveness, you just need another 15,000 pounds to get your black belt:laughing1