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MrMcFu
7/18/2003 6:57pm,
For your pleasure, I am giving this its own thread. I will start it with a response I had to chuerco asking about a JJ school in Tampa-


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Check out the mother organization of that JJ site-

http://www.purple-dragon.com/index.htm

"Q: How long does it take to become a Black Belt?
A: Two and a half to three years on a proper training program, but it depends on the student."

Oh don't forget this gem- I call it
"How to die"

http://www.purple-dragon.com/2003update/Techofmonth.htm

You were right, it smells of McDojo . . .


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JKDChick
7/18/2003 11:40pm,
"Umm, could you just hang on a second here? This buckle is REALLY tricky ..."

"Oh ****, it was the other Osiris, The Wastrel." -- patfromlogan

Omega Supreme
7/18/2003 11:43pm,
My aren't we arrogant and non original?

Go away I'm talking to myself

Boyd
7/19/2003 12:11am,
Q: Can martial arts stop a bullet?
A: When I am asked these questions, I am often saddened by the mentality of weakness of some individuals. When a man believes in the gun, the gun becomes his master and his strength and weakness is placed in the gun. The martial artist's strength is placed in his/her unarmed ability. If the martial artist is in close range he/she has a great chance of disarming those that depend on the bullet.

No comment. No fucking comment.

THIS IS BOYD WHEN HE'S RUNNING FROM THE SCHOOL YARD AFTER GETTING BEAT UP: boydrunner, beep beep, that coyote's after you, beep beep, boydrunner if he catches you, your through. --Jamoke, winning the hearts of children worldwide

MrMcFu
7/19/2003 2:21am,
Omega,
Who is that addressed to and how?

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PAULO
7/19/2003 2:41am,
Looks and smells like McDojo...I love their "technique of the month"...CRAP.
Any fool swinging a belt at a knife attacker is asking for a tickled ribs or a beautifull trail of intestines...his own:)

Listen up....There is no dragons...purple,green,black,white,happy,drunk,fly ing or hung over...
people got to stop DOING CRACK COCAINE....Get serious with Martial Arts and give up all the ANIMAL CRACKER NONSENSE...
If you want to be taken seriously, get serious!!!!

kusa
7/19/2003 7:20am,
well the 'soke' is called don sumat or other and the style is called donjitsu, hmmm obviously completly traditional hehehehhehe very fuckin likly, , why do these basardised arts try and pass em selves of as tma, becaus if they said they were mma thay'd have more challenges and there 'founders ' cant fight for shite!

kusa
7/19/2003 7:20am,
well the 'soke' is called don sumat or other and the style is called donjitsu, hmmm obviously completly traditional hehehehhehe very fuckin likly, , why do these basardised arts try and pass em selves of as tma, becaus if they said they were mma thay'd have more challenges and there 'founders ' cant fight for shite!

Phoenix
7/19/2003 8:29am,
Isn't purple the gay colour anyway?

Le Grill?? What the hell is that?!! - Homer Simpson

ElDuderino
7/19/2003 8:56am,
hahahaha.

i imagine i'd be totally incapacited if someone ripped the skin off my neck. not at all really pissed off and even more ready to totally fucking kill you (if those were my intentions).

can't wait for next months technique. It'll be hard to beat this one.

'AVE IT

Omega Supreme
7/19/2003 11:10am,
My aren't we arrogant and non original?

Go away I'm talking to myself


Without going back to the website I'm talking about the founder of the system.

"We have 12 styles";
Explosive Style
Grappling Style


Jeeez...definitely not the poet, and I wouldn't call them styles unless they could stand by themselves.

9th degree blackbelt? Self promoted or is there another reason he's that high on the food chain. Heh, at least he didn't promote himself to 10th degree and parade around in a makeshift celebration for all the world to laugh at.

Go away I'm talking to myself

MrMcFu
7/19/2003 11:27am,
Ahh okay. I thought that was to my post at first glance, but I wanted to make sure since you seem on the level.

Jesus I can't believe I am sitting around on Bullshido during the day and training at night for a vacation . . .

But I am . . .

And I like it . . .

Those 20 styles are just crazy.

"History Style:
This system is important as it helps you to battle and defend the system by knowing our Purple Dragon history and heritage."

What the hell should I learn this for?

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matzahbal
7/19/2003 11:37am,
I want to see Robot style..I wonder if he got that combining The China's style of Electric with the classical japanese style of Boogaloo.

"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals

Boyd
7/19/2003 1:20pm,
I actually once got to meet one of these clowns in person. Trust me, this "Robot" style is nothing more than an operation done to remove the part of the brain that causes us to feel pity. Black belts in this style are equipped with buzzsaws and flamethrowers where their hands normally would be; lower ranks get 2x4's and staple removers.

THIS IS BOYD WHEN HE'S RUNNING FROM THE SCHOOL YARD AFTER GETTING BEAT UP: boydrunner, beep beep, that coyote's after you, beep beep, boydrunner if he catches you, your through. --Jamoke, winning the hearts of children worldwide

MrMcFu
7/19/2003 2:15pm,
They must be affliated with these guys - sorry to keep posting this pic, but I am obsessed with it . . .

http://www.trickyroundeye.com/media/itfcrest.jpg

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Choke
7/19/2003 9:32pm,
Navigating that site was a journey into confusion and despair.