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Agito
8/23/2006 12:35am,
Okay, here's another fun "Chi power" video. I just found it while browsing, and thought it should make an appearance here. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/128019/killer_move/

Possible response: WTF we've already seen this ****, you stupid newb! Use the damned search button!

Well, assuming that I ran a search with the parameters of: Dim-mak, tai chi, chi, and bullshit, I'm sure there would be 100 hits or so. I am not wading through that ****, so if you've seen it and it's ancient fucking history, then say nothing, and the thread can sink into the abyss that much faster.

Kayne
8/23/2006 12:53am,
**** I hate British television. And British movies, except maybe Shawn of the Dead. Fucking wankers.

Doctor X
8/23/2006 12:58am,
You've got red on you. . . .

--J.D.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8/23/2006 1:11am,
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Binary
8/23/2006 1:15am,
Search function.

Search function.

Search function.

RunningDog
8/23/2006 1:18am,
**** I hate British television. And British movies, except maybe Shawn of the Dead. Fucking wankers.

Right. Sorry about that. Thanks for Neighbours. And Paul Hogan.

Kayne
8/23/2006 1:28am,
That is just wrong, man. It's like blaming a random German person for the holocaust, only worse.

Asriel
8/23/2006 4:15am,
Check out the comments on that vid:

"This is real, I study DIM-MAK, and it is proven by science to work. He is actually affecting main arteries in the body that disrupt blood flow. There is much more he can do with your neck. You can buy videos of DIM-MAK training."

Doctor X
8/23/2006 5:04am,
Why do Woos and Creduloids write like they failed fourth grade?

Just ran into a clown who insists he has found UFO bases underground. I think he types with is fist.

--J.D.

Cullion
8/23/2006 5:45am,
That is just wrong, man. It's like blaming a random German person for the holocaust, only worse.

But we brits are responsible for some of the best TV & Film of all time.

The Prisoner.

Dr. Who (esp in the late 70's).

James Bond.

The Italian Job.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8/23/2006 5:48am,
Most of those sucked. Monty Python, Wallace and Grommit, America, and 1/10th of the songs the Beatles made are the only contributions Britan has made to the world.

doner_kebab
8/23/2006 6:47am,
If these chi practitioners got smacked in the face instead of being punched in the torso, they'd react like anybody else.

Asriel
8/23/2006 6:48am,
But we brits are responsible for some of the best TV & Film of all time.

The Prisoner.

Dr. Who (esp in the late 70's).

James Bond.

The Italian Job.
Dude you forgot Ultraviolet, that was a fantastic show!

Doctor X
8/23/2006 7:16am,
Mony Python's Flying Circus

The League of Gentlemen

Unfortunately, overshadowed by the cuisine. . . .

The British Empire . . . expansion driven by the need to find a decent lunch.

--J.D.

RunningDog
8/23/2006 9:39pm,
The show in the clip is called Body, Mind and Kick-ass Moves. There was one episode where a guy pulls a truck with his penis, and claims he can do it cos of his hard chi.
The presenter seems like a nice guy, but he believes everything he's told, bless his soul. It's a funny show. Strictly entertainment

RunningDog
8/23/2006 9:41pm,
The British Empire . . . expansion driven by the need to find a decent lunch.

--J.D.


Apparently the current most popular dish in Britain is chicken tikka masala...
Looks like the empire did its job! Yay empire.