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kipdynamite
8/19/2006 11:07am,
I have a confession to make. I am troll. Calm down, yes it is true. I am not a martial artist and yes, I made the duplicate account titled “embarrassed.” (Mostly because I took a pic from someone’s blog and post it as myself and frankly I felt a little bad.) I am not who I claim to be. I’ve never even taken a single martial art lesson. But, one thing I have discovered trolling the net going to places like MAP and Sherdog is the people on here on Bullshido are full of sh*t.
Most of you claim to be trying to uncover all these fraudulent martial artists. Nothing could be further from the truth. Most of you here join this site to bash people and talk about how tough you are, if that is the spirit of the martial arts then I want no part of it. I am certain after I come clean here I will be banned. Who cares it’s been fun?
But, honestly I could care less, I have said things here that were intentionally inflammatory and for a group that claims to have scholars, professionals, and lawyers (I believe they prefer to be called attorneys). No one on this site can make a coherent, reasoned argument without resorting to talking crap about how I, or whomever you disagree with, is a fraud or a phony. Of course, I am fraud so no argument there, honestly, who has fought a 100 boxing matches, it is my understanding most fighters are lucky to get 30 under their belts in a career, again I don’t know, I garnered most of my knowledge from the web.
I have “trolled” this site for almost a year now and the thing that strikes me most is the way you “artist” and “scholars” take pleasure in posting pictures of people from arts you deem unsavory and making fun of them. I think this is distasteful at best, and posting pictures of little kids so you can poke fun of them (ex. Pics of disaster II, so don’t ask where these pics have been posted, you know they are out there on your board.) is despicable. I wonder if the parents of these children who post pictures on their blogs because they are proud of their children would like to know their kids are fodder for a bunch of timid sophomoric would be fighters who get their kicks out of “exposing” the “bullshido” around their children. My guess is if some parents knew their child’s photo was being posted so you a$$holes could make fun of it; this site would be neck deep in lawsuits.

Another thing that strikes me as odd about this site is how some, not all, post their fight resumes as if this were some great accomplishment. I have watched many of your fight videos and those of you claiming to be so tough always seem to be fighting inferior opponents, cases in point, Annatrocity, “Lord”Asia, and AirmenKai. Not to single anyone out, but these two of the three post videos of themselves beating on people half their size. Hey LordAsia, I am 5’8’’ 155lns you think you could whip up on me? And Ann is always fighting someone who clearly is not as skilled as she is. My guess is if any of you faced an equal you’d crumble.
Another thing that strikes me as slightly askew about some of the posters is how they point out grammatical errors like they are editors; last I checked, this was a web board. Oh and I have ran readability stats on my posts versus some of my detractors and surprisingly enough some of my biggest detractors write, at least according to Flesch-Kincaid, at about a third grade level. And if you are not following, well, this little ditty so far Fleschs out at about an 8th grade level, granted this is not my greatest work but it beats “ Hey STFU! Me tuff! Like fight! Like violence! Muay Thai, BJJ rulez!”
In closing, I am asking to be banned, permanently! Moreover, while I have had fun and feel no guilt about making up a phony persona to get a rise out of a bunch of troglodytes. I am a little embarrassed that I have played along this long. I hope this group of scholars and self-proclaimed defenders of the “truth” will continue in cyberspace making fun of everyone else because you are all so cool!
:XXkiss: :XXkiss: :XXkiss: :

DerAuslander
8/19/2006 11:13am,
You went to MAP and Sherdog to find out we were full of ****?

Torakaka
8/19/2006 11:13am,
What a shocker! *rolls eyes*

CaliKyle
8/19/2006 11:17am,
Sometimes simplicity says it best.

You're a lying fucking poser, so your bitchy little opinion doesn't mean anything. Go be happy thinking you're special and **** yourself.

frumpleswift
8/19/2006 11:27am,
Why can't people ever leave with quiet dignity...or at least quietly? Why does there always have to be some "confessions of a teenage drama queen" type manifesto?

You're a troll...what a shock. People on the intrawebs are mean... gain I'm floored.

And look, you can write at an 8th grade level. Man am I impressed. That's three grade levels above your normal U.S. newspaper. All the Fleish scale does is compare average sentence length, and average syllables per word. That says nothing for readibility, coherent level of arguement, or relative worth of the piece. It is arbitrary crap. Kind of like your manifesto.

Abe Frohman
8/19/2006 11:28am,
I have a confession to make. I am troll.
Nobody ever would have guessed.




But, one thing I have discovered trolling the net going to places like MAP and Sherdog is the people on here on Bullshido are full of sh*t.


Troll and comedian.



In closing, I am asking to be banned, permanently!


I would guess nobody cares enough about you to bother with a ban.

WhiteShark
8/19/2006 11:34am,
Its funnier not to ban you so when you skulk back out of boredom we can see what dumb **** you post. Most of us have known you were a below average troll for a long time.

Airman Kai
8/19/2006 11:40am,
I have watched many of your fight videos and those of you claiming to be so tough always seem to be fighting inferior opponents, cases in point, Annatrocity, “Lord”Asia, and AirmenKai.
Oh no! I've been found out! I guess I'm not really the end all brawler I thought I was!

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4016/fuanimatehd6.gif

Please discontinue any other fantasy lives you have as well.

Cullion
8/19/2006 11:41am,
I hope Anna carries on fighting people less skilled than her all the way to a title. Sounds like the right way to do it.

Sun Wukong
8/19/2006 11:42am,
Dude, I've never even heard of this guy. This is literally the first post I've ever read from him.

You sucked as a troll.

Neildo
8/19/2006 11:48am,
*yawn*

Cullion
8/19/2006 11:51am,
Oh, I think it deserves some credit for trying the 'ok i admit I'm a troll, now let me troll by trying to make serious-sounding points in my troll confession speech'.

It's not genius, but it is an approach I haven't seen before.

It is Fake
8/19/2006 11:53am,
I have. On many occasions. Remember the internet girl who claimed she was a rich, retired, 20something troll? She did the same thing.

Sun Wukong
8/19/2006 12:04pm,
That's serbian jew double bluff, and it's not going to work on me.

BSDaemon
8/19/2006 12:31pm,
0 / 10

JKDChick
8/19/2006 12:39pm,
I am not who I claim to be. I’ve never even taken a single martial art lesson.

Really, this was self-evident.



Most of you claim to be trying to uncover all these fraudulent martial artists.

Most of the posters here claim no such thing. Hall of Famers and some staff can "claim" to have done so ... because they have. Everyone else is either here because they like martial arts and hate bullshit or they are like you.


Nothing could be further from the truth.

The idea that you're a rational, intelligent person is appromixately 7000 miles further from "The Truth".


Most of you here join this site to bash people and talk about how tough you are, if that is the spirit of the martial arts then I want no part of it.

The Spirit of Martial Arts is very hurt to learn this and will have to eat much Fudge Ripple Ice Cream and listen to Dido music till it feels better. You Utter Cad!


I am certain after I come clean here I will be banned. Who cares it’s been fun?

Well, no. I do have to ban one of your admitted duplicate accounts based on site SOP, but you've done nothing to warrant banning. Here anyway. Most other sites would have your liver on stick by now.


But, honestly I could care less, I have said things here that were intentionally inflammatory and for a group that claims to have scholars, professionals, and lawyers (I believe they prefer to be called attorneys).

Ours call themselves lawyers. I respect what they call themselves. Man that list of mine must have HURT, if you're making a whole thread to reference it: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1197860#post1197860


No one on this site can make a coherent, reasoned argument without resorting to talking crap about how I, or whomever you disagree with, is a fraud or a phony.

Calling someone a fraud or a phony doesn't preclude the notion that the argument against them or in contrary to their stated opinions is coherent and reasoned. Using a fairly mild pejorative term doesn't make you irrational; admitting you've spent a YEAR of your life trolling a martial arts website for NO GOOD REASON is functionally INSANE, however.

Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level of the above passage = 17. And I did it off the top of my head. Even better was this comment: Gunning-Fog Index: 26. Ideally, web page text should be between 11 and 15 on this scale. The lower the score, the more readable the text. (Anything over 22 should be considered the equivalent of post-graduate level text). I'm not even considered a "smart" poster. See a little later in this post for the context of all this.


Of course, I am fraud so no argument there, honestly, who has fought a 100 boxing matches, it is my understanding most fighters are lucky to get 30 under their belts in a career, again I don’t know, I garnered most of my knowledge from the web.

Most of us get our knowledge by, you know, actually DOING STUFF.


I have “trolled” this site for almost a year now and the thing that strikes me most is the way you “artist” and “scholars” take pleasure in posting pictures of people from arts you deem unsavory and making fun of them. I think this is distasteful at best, and posting pictures of little kids so you can poke fun of them (ex. Pics of disaster II, so don’t ask where these pics have been posted, you know they are out there on your board.) is despicable.

Yeah, some of that stuff is pretty offensive. Also, years old at this point (that thread anyway). Thing is, whether I agree or not -- and as long as people were re-posting public pictures -- I personally would never stop them. I believe in free speech, all of it. Even the offensive, vulgar and petty. Even yours.


Another thing that strikes me as odd about this site is how some, not all, post their fight resumes as if this were some great accomplishment.

I believe you just accused everyone on the site of being a poser who talked tough and didn't fight. You cannot logically then turn around and critizise the people who are professional and semi-professional fighters for posting videos of themselves undertaking their craft. You must understand, with your vast web knowledge, that any amateur or semi-pro fighter -- especially a woman -- is going to be ECSTATIC to get any fight, no matter the opponent. It it thusly they build a record and a career.



I have watched many of your fight videos and those of you claiming to be so tough always seem to be fighting inferior opponents, cases in point, Annatrocity, “Lord”Asia, and AirmenKai. Not to single anyone out, but these two of the three post videos of themselves beating on people half their size. Hey LordAsia, I am 5’8’’ 155lns you think you could whip up on me? And Ann is always fighting someone who clearly is not as skilled as she is. My guess is if any of you faced an equal you’d crumble.

That's a nice guess. Like any guess it's ... well, it's meaningless. Since you've stated you know nothing about fighting, it EXTRA meaningless.

Anyone on here who gets in a ring and risks public defeat for money or pride it by DEFINITION tougher than those who just talk about fighting without doing it. Are they tougher than EVERYONE who trains? No. And none of them claim so. Take your straw man and burn him, buddy.


Another thing that strikes me as slightly askew about some of the posters is how they point out grammatical errors like they are editors; last I checked, this was a web board.

Which means that gross illiteracy is acceptable and reasonable? All we have in this form are people's words. If they should know better, could know better and probably DO know better and still insist on producing the typed equivalent of crayon scrawls why should they not be mocked? There are many well known posters who spell and punctuate badly here and are no taken to task for it ... since the content of their words is worthy. A half -assed thought badly presented is just compost.


Oh and I have ran readability stats on my posts versus some of my detractors and surprisingly enough some of my biggest detractors write, at least according to Flesch-Kincaid, at about a third grade level. And if you are not following, well, this little ditty so far Fleschs out at about an 8th grade level, granted this is not my greatest work but it beats “ Hey STFU! Me tuff! Like fight! Like violence! Muay Thai, BJJ rulez!”

Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh my god. That was the, literally, STUPIDEST thing I've ever seen anyone type. Your writing is at a 8th grade level and you're PROUD OF THIS?

Here is a link to the Wiki entry on Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesch-Kincaid_Readability_Test#Flesch-Kincaid_Grade_Level

Note the formulas -- the grade level is a function of word length, number of sentences and syllables within such. So, if I write a small number of VERY, VERY limpid, intelligent sentences with small, perfectly crafted phrases and short elegant words, my reading level will be very low.

IN OTHER WORDS, GENIUS, IT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF WHAT YOU WROTE.

NO
THING



In closing, I am asking to be banned, permanently!

Nope. No reason to, and if not doing it will piss you off, then I have a very good reason NOT to.


Moreover, while I have had fun and feel no guilt about making up a phony persona to get a rise out of a bunch of troglodytes. I am a little embarrassed that I have played along this long. I hope this group of scholars and self-proclaimed defenders of the “truth” will continue in cyberspace making fun of everyone else because you are all so cool!
:XXkiss: :XXkiss: :XXkiss: :

To my fellow bullies: I am aware I have wasted a certain amount of time and mental energy on this ... defective. But I do so for a reason. I feel that it is important to hold all the critical forms in your hand when it comes to text deconstruction. While there is a place for "STFU, dipshit" there is also a place for the finally crafted and properly punctuate evisceration of the foolish and ill advised.

While this creaming this individual is much farther on the scale of shooting at fish in barrels than normal, indeed being the mental equivalent of standing up in a sushi restaurant, brandishing a shotgun and taking out the Negitoro rolls, I had some fun doing it. I hope it might have amused you as well.

Thanks and good night.