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Kungfoolss
8/01/2006 11:31pm,
Man Practicing Martial Arts Accidentally Stabs Self:surprised

August 1, 2006

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Police where called to a home on Mt. Holly-Huntersville Road near Brookshire Boulevard around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday after a man was stabbed in the chest.

When officers arrived, the man said he was practicing martial arts when he accidentally stabbed himself with his weapon.

The man was treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/9607902/detail.html

Kungfoolss
8/01/2006 11:34pm,
Additional news coverage -

Martial arts proves dangerous

STEVE LYTTLE
[email protected]

Here is a reminder that practicing the martial arts can be dangerous -- sometimes even for the martial artist.

Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were called about 12:30 a.m. this morning to an address near the corner of Mount Holly-Huntersville Road and Brookshire Boulevard, after receiving a report that a man had been stabbed.

Police said they discovered that the victim had been practicing martial arts -- apparently a form of the arts that involves a sword or knife -- and had stabbed himself in the chest accidentally. The victim, whose identity has not been released, was taken by Medic to the hospital with wounds that are not life-threatening, police said.

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/15171234.htm

Moleculo
8/02/2006 2:57am,
If done right, no can defend.

Omega Supreme
8/02/2006 3:01am,
*slaps forehead.

Moleculo
8/02/2006 3:12am,
*slaps forehead.

See now, if you happened to have a shuriken in your hand just now you could have wound up as one of Kungfoolss' statistics.

Omega Supreme
8/02/2006 3:22am,
See now, if you happened to have a shuriken in your hand just now you could have wound up as one of Kungfoolss' statistics.


May a 1000 horny llamas find you attractive.

Moleculo
8/02/2006 3:26am,
That only happens when I wear my llama suit and matching pheromones.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8/02/2006 3:26am,
May a 1000 horny llamas find you attractive.

May 1000 Uncyclopedia users find that hilarious.

Toby Christensen
8/02/2006 3:39am,
Kungfoolss loves martial artists because it takes one to know one.

(Waits for ****-ignorant remark on neurology or history or something)

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8/02/2006 3:45am,
Aren't you retarded? Are your type allowed on the internet?

Toby Christensen
8/02/2006 3:53am,
Thanks for fulfilling my quota Mega Jesus!

Anyway, the only true disabilities come from a large unimpressive genepool and random reproduction.

My IQ is estimated at about 125, not Mensa material, but not "retarded" (a word that's lost meaning ) and yes we can debate the validity of IQ tests ad infinitum.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8/02/2006 3:59am,
If you have an IQ of 125, then an IQ of 125 must be retarded.

Toby Christensen
8/02/2006 4:11am,
If you can't use the misappropriated and now meaningless word "retarded" properly you must be a candidate for genital irradiation.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8/02/2006 4:20am,
If you're just going to make words up, don't bother.

Toby Christensen
8/02/2006 4:25am,
Irradiate:
1. To expose to radiation.
2. To treat with radiation: irradiate farm produce so as to destroy bacteria.
2. To shed light on; illuminate.
3. To manifest in a manner suggesting the emission of light; radiate: irradiate goodness.


.....

Now go back to mating with your bed you adolescent frontbottom.

Toby Christensen
8/02/2006 4:28am,
Irradiate:
1. To expose to radiation.
2. To treat with radiation: irradiate farm produce so as to destroy bacteria.
2. To shed light on; illuminate.
3. To manifest in a manner suggesting the emission of light; radiate: irradiate goodness.


.....

Now go back to mating with your bed you adolescent frontbottom.