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Te(V)plar
7/26/2006 4:40am,
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Mr_G77/gymkata.jpg

sochin101
7/26/2006 4:52am,
Yeah... I saw that, wayyyy back ( I believe I went into the video store for No Retreat, No Surrender, but it was out). Bad film.

How limited is having to take a gym horse everywhere with you?

Dude, seriously... you've awoken bad memories of shitty martial arts film gimmickry.
I call shennanagins on you !!!

Backdraft
7/26/2006 6:51am,
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Mr_G77/gymkata.jpg


Please, kill it.

WhiteShark
7/26/2006 7:02am,
I smell a 7 day ban!

sochin101
7/26/2006 7:19am,
Doesn't the Ken Shamrock avatar negate the non-commentary pic posting?
I'm sure I read that around here somewhere.

Steve
7/26/2006 8:54am,
Nope.

And it's a horrible pic of the poster too.

http://www.geocities.com/etmassey/GYMKATA.gif

http://www.parmistan.com/gymkata.jpg

http://www.halftonedesign.com/halftone_2_img/posters/gymkata_350_h.gif

Sorry, just being an ass.

I should go to bed.

vinhthekid
7/26/2006 9:43am,
though... i must admit, the thoguht of fighting a gymnast with even rudimentary training in a full contact MA is kinda scary. Those mofos, at least the oens who've been training since they're kids are goddamn /strong/.

hl1978
7/26/2006 11:56am,
Actually some of the fight scenes were interesting, like when he uses a well as a pommel horse inside the city for the insane.

The picture is misleading, as the guys he fights aren't really ninjas, and I dont think they ever had guns.

I never quite understood how his dad survived and how the crazy people got food.

anyways here is a scene by scene blow of the movie
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata/

hl1978
7/26/2006 1:05pm,
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata/62.gif

oh i think he winds up killing the guy via grappling!

gymnastics plus grappling, who would have known!

mrblackmagic
7/26/2006 1:10pm,
Gold!


Took me a second to find the reply box.

CaliKyle
7/26/2006 1:38pm,
anyways here is a scene by scene blow of the movie
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata/

What a freakin' awesome site.

Te(V)plar
7/26/2006 7:14pm,
That gymkata website is brilliant

Steve
7/26/2006 8:36pm,
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/forstevee/41.jpg

Jonathan reaches the top of the rope and finds a flag ninja. He complains to the flag ninja, "Hey! They broke the rules, kill them!" and the flag ninja looks at him as if to say, "Dude, I'm a fucking flag ninja, my life is obviously worthless. So what the hell do you want me to do about it?" Classic. So Jonathan keeps running

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/forstevee/42.jpg

...and then we see yet another sad flag ninja. Poor fella.

funny

DrunkenFool
7/26/2006 8:48pm,
It looks and sounds horrible. On that not, I must find this movie!

Steve
7/26/2006 8:51pm,
I-Mockery vs Steven Seagal's energy drink!!!! LOLZZZ (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/seagal-lightningbolt/default.php)