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grego
7/09/2003 12:45am,
Aaaannnnnd here go!

I've been up North,
I've been down South,
I once paid a prostitute,
So I could pee in her mouth.

I don't get even I get "stabby"

Boyd
7/09/2003 12:48am,
Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
Daughter of Elysium,
We enter fire imbibed,
Heavenly, thy sanctuary.

Thy magic reunites those
Whom stern custom has parted;
All men will become brothers
Under thy gentle wing.

May he who has had the fortune
To gain a true friend
And he who has won a noble wife
Join in our jubilation!

Yes, even if he calls but one soul
His own in all the world.
But he who has failed in this
Must steal away alone and in tears.

All the world's creatures
Draw joy from nature's breast;
Both the good and the evil
Follow her rose-strewn path.

She gave us kisses and wine
And a friend loyal unto death;
She gave lust for life to the lowliest,
And the Cherub stands before God.

Joyously, as his suns speed
Through Heaven's glorious order,
Hasten, Brothers, on your way,
Exulting as a knight in victory.

Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
Daughter of Elysium,
We enter fire imbibed,
Heavenly, thy sanctuary.

Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.

Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.

Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.

Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.

Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
Daughter of Elysium,
We enter fire imbibed,
Heavenly, thy sanctuary.

Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.

Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.

Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.

Can you sense the Creator, world?
Seek him above the starry canopy.
Above the stars He must dwell.

Joy, daughter of Elysium
Thy magic reunites those
Whom stern custom has parted;
All men will become brothers
Under thy gentle wing.

Be embraced, Millions!
This kiss for all the world!
Brothers!, above the starry canopy
A loving father must dwell.

Joy, beautiful spark of Gods!,
Daughter of Elysium,
Joy, beatiful spark of Gods!.

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grego
7/09/2003 1:00am,
Kill my landlord,
Don't know why,
Maybe he raised the rent to high!

Ok I stole that one but it's still da bomb!

I don't get even I get "stabby"

Phoenix
7/09/2003 1:28am,
Uh....sorry, guys....

I only know "The Man from Nantucket'.

"Everybody knows...if the police have to chase you down, they're brining an ass kicking with them". - Chris Rock

grego
7/09/2003 1:49am,
Post it!

I don't get even I get "stabby"

SamHarber
7/09/2003 3:10am,
Limerick by Spike Milligan
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who got stung on the leg by a wasp
When asked if it hurt he replied
"Not really, it can do it again if it wants"

Haiku by some english guy whos name I cant remember
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Its hard to express
a single emotion in
seventeen syllab

Romantic by Bill Shakespear
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If I could write the beauty of your eyes
And in fresh numbers number all thy graces
The age to come would say "This poet lies"
"Such heavenly touches ne'er touched earthly faces"

Mercurius
7/09/2003 5:21am,
There once was a man from Beldas
Whose balls were made of brass.
Once in stormy weather,
His balls struck together
And sparks flew out of his ass.

SLJ
7/09/2003 10:14am,
There once was a man form Tralee,
Who decided to wank up a tree.
Two guys from the road,
Saw him shoot off his load,
Which covered his house, garage, car and Dundee.

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Space may be the final frontier,
But it's made in a Hollywood basement.

SLJ
7/09/2003 10:24am,
Grego, IMHO "Hooker" and "Piss" would sound better. <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Space may be the final frontier,
But it's made in a Hollywood basement.

grego
7/09/2003 10:47am,
I've been up North,
I've been down South,
I once paid a hooker,
So I could piss in her mouth.

Yup, you are correct.



I don't get even I get "stabby"

SLJ
7/10/2003 3:22am,
LOL.

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Space may be the final frontier,
But it's made in a Hollywood basement.

winglungman
7/10/2003 1:50pm,
El Telivisiono

A provisional sanctuary
Beating flesh, my veins will droll
This wasteland of extinction
The property of a fool
Rectify the masses
End the suffering now
Losses of the pure
And happiness abound
The tree of death awakens
The shaft giving way
The roots are all poisoned
And I am what remains
Bitterness, Confusion,
Stray from God's plan
It doesn't really matter
After all, we're just lambs
- Me

Geek Kune Do
7/10/2003 2:05pm,
It's as good as poetry

This song has gone platinum in Brazil

[To the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega:] One, two,
Three-four-five,
Haven't fought for years
But the myth's alive
The guys from PRIDE are just around the corner They want me to fight Kerr
But I really don't wanna
Hide me in the cloest like we did last week
I have to lay low, 'cause talk is cheap
I'll fight Joe Son, Wallid, and Japanese wrestlers Damn these fans,
You know they're gettin' restless
So what can I do?
I really beg you
My Lord
To me ducking is just like sport
Anybody bad
And it's all good
Fight Igor tommorow?
Please send in Takada!
[Chorus:]
A little bit of Van Clief with grey hair
A little bit of Hackey fixin' Frigidaires
A little bit of Jimmerson in one glove
A little bit of Remco, that big lug
A little bit of Severn waiting for a pin
A little bit of Kimo sucking wind
A little bit of Pat tappin' with one hand
A little Ichihara makes me The Man
Gracie Number Five!
Jump up and down and move it all around
Ouch! I pinched another nerve
Is there a doctor around?
I take one step left
And one step right
Ducking good fighters with all of my might
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
Rorion grab their wallets!
Now we're doing it right
(Chorus)
Takada
Takada!
Gracie Number Five!
(Chorus)
I do
All to
Keep sellin' videos to people like you
They say you can't run and you can't hide
But me and Rorion are gonna show them how
Gracie Number Five!



"Ya can't play with my YO-YO!!!"

grego
7/10/2003 2:13pm,
LOL! Now that is great!

Ok here's one I found on the net:

A Mullet flowing in the breeze
How it looks so grand,
Business on top, party at the back
Billy Ray playin another track.

A common cut it is
And many it does adorn
Few appreciate its glory
But many like its form.

It dates back to the 70's
And it has continued on
Why is that
The Mullet lives on.


By Adam Nicholson

I don't get even I get "stabby"

Bolverk
7/10/2003 4:29pm,
Kicking and punching
Is something I like to do
You want some buddy?

Sincerely,

Knowing it is not enough, we must apply.
Willing is not enough, we must do.

The tax laws are written by men with considerable net worth, and with little understanding of what wage-earners must do to make ends meet.

Shura
7/10/2003 4:38pm,
So Far Away:

I've become a ghost
They have burned away
What I used to be.
Those I loved the most,
They don't dare to say
That they betrayed me.

Behind my dull eyes
There's a mass of hurt feelings.
My eyes are open but they do not see.
It's not a surprise
The costs of dirty dealings
Have finally caught up with me.

When you are here with me
Are you sure you can't tell
That I'm so far away,
I'm longing to be free
From my personal hell
But I'm so far away.