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grego
6/11/2003 9:25am,
Can't find them anydamnedwhere!

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

Vargas
6/11/2003 9:47am,
Look under the papers on your kitchen table (there where mine always hide).

"Go cry about it Vargas. Aren't you late for your shift at McDonald's?"

Kuroneko
6/11/2003 10:46am,
I always misplace my cell-phone, but calling it up makes it easy to find lol

Bolverk
6/11/2003 11:05am,
I bet you find your keys in the last place you look.

Sincerely,

Knowing it is not enough, we must apply.
Willing is not enough, we must do.

hockey chick
6/11/2003 11:54am,
Of course it's in the last place you look, why would you keep looking after you found them?

JKDChick
6/11/2003 12:10pm,
Hockey, it's best to smile and act agreeable when they get cranky like this.

"Oh ****, it was the other Osiris, The Wastrel." -- patfromlogan

matzahbal
6/11/2003 12:17pm,
They are in the front door lock.

"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals

PizDoff
6/11/2003 12:35pm,
*Makes copies of keys*

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/06/11/offbeat.prison.geek.ap/index.html

--
Hard work, Patience, Dedication.

"in final closing look yourselves in the mirror and you might see yourself." Posted by big buck - June 05 2003

FingerorMoon?
6/11/2003 6:06pm,
Don't pretend you live indoors.
Silly animal, it thinks it's human.

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El Guapo says, ""You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!"
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gong sau
6/11/2003 7:05pm,
Did you check *all* of your orifices, grego?

Omega Supreme
6/11/2003 7:07pm,
I don't think he's checked his ass yet.

Go away I'm talking to myself

grego
6/11/2003 8:08pm,
That's the first place I looked! Get a clue, it's 2002!

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

Phrost
6/11/2003 9:31pm,
I always misplace my cell-phone, but calling it up makes it easy to find lol


You know, that's a hell of an idea for an invention... calling your 'keys' with your phone and having them ring.

You could actually set up a hotline with voicemail for it:

"If you'd like to find your keys, press 1. Press 2 for your brown dress shoes. Press 3 for your ninja outfit." and so on.

matzahbal
6/11/2003 10:25pm,
Phros, somebody has made a keychain that has a buzzer in it that is activated by remote to find your cars... the only draw back of course is losing the remote & the keys at the same time.

"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals

Deadpan Scientist
6/12/2003 12:37am,
easy solution: build the remote into the refridgerator



Edited by - brandeissansoo on June 12 2003 00:37:50

PizDoff
6/13/2003 11:25am,
easier solution: build the remote and refridgerator into the couch

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Hard work, Patience, Dedication.