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Armed&Hammered
5/17/2006 1:31am,
What can I say... I like to **** people up. Always have as far back as I can remember. My formal training includes Eui-Chi Ryu Karate, Aikijujitsu, Wrestling, Boxing and firearms. My informal training is a foggy haze of brawls too numerous to mention. I've always believed that martial arts are about combat survivability... get into fights and you'll know what works. No phylo-spiritual bullshit here. My pet peeves are hippies, dojo sluts (I don't fight or train with girls), intellectual ***** boys, and BJJ homos except for mabe the Gracies and anyone who doesn't drink and like guns.:qleft1: I'll try to refrain from trolling any of the above... mainly here to get a kick out of some of the nonsensical bullshit people actually think is real.

porch
5/17/2006 12:28pm,
Glad you're here. I hate women, too.

My wife is the worst. Get this - at first she tries to explain away her bruises with the typical "fell down the stairs" type excuse. When that fails, she just shrugs and looks away and tells her friends, "Well, you know my man. He has his way about him."

You'd think I might value her unquestioning loyalty, but deep down I resent her for putting up with an asshole like me. I'd like to drop her and find a woman I can respect, but the thought of having a deep emotional involvement with someone who might actually question me or expose my weaknesses terrifies me.

Inside I'm a frightened little boy, but it's others who will pay.

Check your pm's for info on a good men's support group. These are crazy times, and the feminazis, faggots, and educated are taking things way too far. Us real men gotta stick together.

DerAuslander
5/17/2006 12:36pm,
http://xbf.xanga.com/928a0b3bd943254708555/w35909044.jpg
SirC's cousin.

konosan
5/17/2006 12:44pm,
It only sounds to me like the two of you are a pair of fucking homos, looking for some balls to eat.

Masking you homosexuality with martial arts and guns!

kung_fu_zombie
5/17/2006 12:46pm,
What can I say... I like to **** people up. Always have as far back as I can remember. My formal training includes Eui-Chi Ryu Karate, Aikijujitsu, Wrestling, Boxing and firearms. My informal training is a foggy haze of brawls too numerous to mention. I've always believed that martial arts are about combat survivability... get into fights and you'll know what works. No phylo-spiritual bullshit here. My pet peeves are hippies, dojo sluts (I don't fight or train with girls), intellectual ***** boys, and BJJ homos except for mabe the Gracies and anyone who doesn't drink and like guns.:qleft1: I'll try to refrain from trolling any of the above... mainly here to get a kick out of some of the nonsensical bullshit people actually think is real.

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Armed&Hammered
5/17/2006 1:16pm,
I love women, to the point that I'll risk my life everyday for the rest of my life to ensure their safety. Obviously, you have never sacraficed for the greater good, or you would realize that the beautiful woman posted on my thread more that compensates for your nonsense. Girly boys and homos please stay the **** off my thread. Defamating jerkoffs!!!

plasma
5/17/2006 1:18pm,
What Ryu of Aikijujutsu? Most Aikijujutsu today is really just Aikido. And we all know Aikido sucks.

Odacon
5/17/2006 1:19pm,
I dislike alcohol intensely.

Anna Kovacs
5/17/2006 1:20pm,
<<--homo

Anna Kovacs
5/17/2006 1:20pm,
I tapped out an aikijiujitsu brown belt one time btw.

porch
5/17/2006 1:23pm,
Alex: Sorry konosan, we needed your response in the form of a question. That means we're still with porch to pick the next category.

porch: I'll take Satire for 600, Alex.

jnp
5/17/2006 1:24pm,
Are you a student of Sammy Franco? -signed defecating jerkoff

That was an awesome post porch. Too bad most people's sarcasm meters won't be up to detecting it.

It is Fake
5/17/2006 1:36pm,
Yeah, we have had several broken meters in the last few months.

War Wizard
5/17/2006 1:51pm,
Yeah, we have had several broken meters in the last few months.

You mean people aren't dead serious with everything they type?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

:seppuku:

Torakaka
5/17/2006 1:56pm,
I tapped out an aikijiujitsu brown belt one time btw.

ohh Anna, you tapped him more than once

CanucKyokushin
5/17/2006 1:57pm,
http://xbf.xanga.com/928a0b3bd943254708555/w35909044.jpg
SirC's cousin.
Damn fine!Unless this is a pic of Sirc in drag?