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GoldenJonas
5/11/2006 9:57am,
"Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagalís Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!"

I **** you not my friends......

http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html

Fitz
5/11/2006 10:06am,
Made with 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice

I like how they think that line will help with sales...

Shawarma
5/11/2006 10:10am,
Master Sensei?

yodaman
5/11/2006 10:10am,
The Agony Booth beat you to a review of the concotion.

http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006

konosan
5/11/2006 10:20am,
That is awsome, and it'll only cost me $42.00 to have it here in one day!

GoldenJonas
5/11/2006 10:30am,
The Agony Booth beat you to a review of the concotion.

http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006

Great review. I'm an energy drink fiend. Monster, RockStar, Nos, SoBe NoFear, never red bull because the others come in 16oz cans. Why short myself.

I stopped at 7-11 on my way into the office and saw the Seagal drink, I came very close to buying the thing thinking it would make my aikido work on th3 str33t.....but I saved my $2.50 and thankfully went with the Monster....surar free of course.

Shawarma
5/11/2006 10:43am,
It looks like the sales pitch itself makes fun of Seagal.

Zio_Missile
5/11/2006 12:39pm,
already posted

jnp
5/11/2006 12:39pm,
You're a wee bit behind the times GJ
Not 1 (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=27917&highlight=Steven+Seagal+energy+drink)
Not 2 (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=27900&highlight=Steven+Seagal+energy+drink)
But three (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=29608&highlight=Steven+Seagal+energy+drink) threads already exist for this topic.

Do I even need to say it? Well, okay then, USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
5/11/2006 12:42pm,
but I saved my $2.50 and thankfully went with the Monster....surar free of course.

Congratulations. Now, instead of getting a drink made of pure caffeine and sugar, you just have a drink made out of caffeine.

RaiNnyX4
5/11/2006 12:44pm,
This is pretty much the greatest thing that has happened to me...ever.

isol8d
5/11/2006 1:52pm,
Great review. I'm an energy drink fiend. Monster, RockStar, Nos, SoBe NoFear, never red bull because the others come in 16oz cans. Why short myself.

I stopped at 7-11 on my way into the office and saw the Seagal drink, I came very close to buying the thing thinking it would make my aikido work on th3 str33t.....but I saved my $2.50 and thankfully went with the Monster....surar free of course.

check out the energy drinks in some of the places on 17-92. Ba Le over on Mills near Virginia sells "Shark" and some other real Thai energy drinks. Sure, Sobe might offer a 16 oz can, but the 10oz shark has the real kick.

NoFear Gold is good because of no HFCS.

GoldenJonas
5/12/2006 12:48pm,
You're a wee bit behind the times GJ
Not 1 (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=27917&highlight=Steven+Seagal+energy+drink)
Not 2 (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=27900&highlight=Steven+Seagal+energy+drink)
But three (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=29608&highlight=Steven+Seagal+energy+drink) threads already exist for this topic.

Do I even need to say it? Well, okay then, USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION.

Thank you, please kick me in the nuts now.



check out the energy drinks in some of the places on 17-92. Ba Le over on Mills near Virginia sells "Shark" and some other real Thai energy drinks. Sure, Sobe might offer a 16 oz can, but the 10oz shark has the real kick.

NoFear Gold is good because of no HFCS.

Mills/Virginia off of Colonial, cool, I'll check it out today.

GoldenJonas
5/12/2006 6:34pm,
Damn, 'tarded again, Mills is 17/92..........please kick me in the nuts again