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Ke?poFist
5/06/2006 2:00am,
I was thinking about the SBGi variant of the "I-Method." You know, Introduce, isolate, integrate. And I wondered what a typical McDojo/Bullshido teacher could do with a similar type methodology to follow....

Bullshido Instructor I-Method:

Introduce the BS
Isolate the student (don't let them cross-train)
Illusion the student with flawed ideas
Ideologize the thought process to only accept these ideas
Imagine ways these flawed ideas can prove merit over already tested and proven ideas
Idolize the teacher
Imitate proven techniques and justify them within your own system
Idolize the teacher again for foreseeing the application of said effective techniques within the established system
Illegitimatize the proven techniques with inexperience and bad teaching
Immortalize the ego after they have attained at least 4 black belts
Indoctrinate the next generation of Bullshidoers and LARPers that come along.

jubei33
5/06/2006 4:29am,
yawn....

Yrkoon9
5/06/2006 11:24am,
Ignore.

HwangJangLee
5/06/2006 12:45pm,
Illusion the student with flawed ideas, bad grammer. meh who cares, im just posting in this thread to get more posrts

Ke?poFist
5/06/2006 8:59pm,
Bah, **** you all. You wouldn't know genius if it bit you in the ass!

ChrisWTK
5/06/2006 9:49pm,
I thought it was funny and I'm not going to idolize you anymore after the kung-fu kempo stunt. :notworthy

Evil Betty
5/07/2006 7:31am,
I like it. Reminds me of my karate days. Ah, those were the days. Completely stupid and clueless of reality. I remember stumbling upon some of Matt Thornton's articles, as well as this site. It was a difficult transition, but when I finally understood everthing I felt so much better.

Ke?poFist
5/08/2006 12:18pm,
I thought it was funny and I'm not going to idolize you anymore after the kung-fu kempo stunt. :notworthy

huh?? whatever that means, I need more idolization of myself...where's my lackies!?

ChrisWTK
5/08/2006 12:34pm,
huh?? whatever that means, I need more idolization of myself...where's my lackies!?
lol, you don't know who I am do you...yeah I'll leave it at that.

You can probably find some of the kids to follow you around, Charlie would.

And when can I get an avatar?

Ke?poFist
5/08/2006 1:35pm,
lol, you don't know who I am do you...yeah I'll leave it at that.

You can probably find some of the kids to follow you around, Charlie would.

And when can I get an avatar?

???? I already have kids following me around, and Charlie? Vietnam reference?

wagamichi
5/08/2006 1:40pm,
lol, you don't know who I am do you...yeah I'll leave it at that.

You can probably find some of the kids to follow you around, Charlie would.

And when can I get an avatar?


Insert italian accent here:

"You dont know who the **** I am. You don't know. You dont know me. Who the **** am I? You dont know who I am? Yous dont knows who the **** I am...Thats right mother fucker, You dont know who the **** I am! Forget about it.

ChrisWTK
5/08/2006 1:45pm,
Insert italian accent here:

"You dont know who the **** I am. You don't know. You dont know me. Who the **** am I? You dont know who I am? Yous dont knows who the **** I am...Thats right mother fucker, You dont know who the **** I am! Forget about it.

No I don't know who you are, but I do know kempofist and he knows me but he can't put the clues together to realize that.

wagamichi
5/08/2006 1:46pm,
No I don't know who you are, but I do know kempofist and he knows me but he can't put the clues together to realize that.


can you beat him up?

ChrisWTK
5/08/2006 1:49pm,
can you beat him up?

If I kick him in the groin...maybe. but there's no honor in that. otherwise, not yet, i'm working on it.

Ke?poFist
5/08/2006 2:59pm,
Groin kicking cyber stalkers? Cool.

ChrisWTK
5/08/2006 4:20pm,
Groin kicking cyber stalkers? Cool.

Cyber stalker? hmm, that'd be a cool title, it'd go well with my hacker one.

It's fun messing with you, it's made my day more interesting.