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MaverickZ
4/30/2006 9:10am,
http://www.kusa.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=e3f014d1-0abe-421a-01ce-f0e4bfa0bf8c&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf

2 years for a brown belt, so that's a 3 year black belt probably. most would call that bullshido, no?

strangely enough, it's worked for this girl. good for her.

CanucKyokushin
4/30/2006 10:01am,
HA!And people say that learning katas and basics is a waste of time.

Truculent Sheep
4/30/2006 2:40pm,
The Fark boards (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2040244) have some interesting thoughts on this matter:


If they don't hand out the belts, the kids get whiny and the parents start complaining. classic "grade inflation" effect.


Bogus story. Knocking a guy out isn't about belt color, it's about power; mass + velocity. That girl looks to be right around 5'2" and 110-115lbs, so if she attacked a jockey or David Spade, then yeah, OK. Otherwise, doubt it.


To the Kung Fu guy who says they give 'em out like candy : Not all kinds of karate give 'em out like candy. I'm bettin' this girl (who I believe, see next numerical entry) is in to "tae kwon do" or, as I call it, "jump and scream a bit for a month and then tell your friends you know how to kick ass and break boards and stuff." Meh.


I've got no problems with little girls beating up older guys (despite the fact that I've got a feeling this story was made up, or at least SEVERELY exaggerated), but to toss out a brown belt after two years of training means this girl is either a ridiculously awesome prodigal child, or that McDojo is totally debasing the value of a real brown belt.


A brown belt after only two years? What crappy style is she studying?

'Nuff said!

HwangJangLee
4/30/2006 4:08pm,
Please refrain from ruining a good discussion thread with juvenile insults. This is your one warning.

GG

Wounded Ronin
4/30/2006 5:36pm,
I don't think she really knocked the guy out or else she wouldn't have needed to run away and they would have found the guy.

Besides, t3h r34l self-defense is, if you knock the guy to the ground and he's a bit dazed, you wanna stomp on his head a few times so that it's harder for him to just get up and chase you.

MaverickZ
4/30/2006 5:58pm,
Please refrain from ruining a good discussion thread with juvenile insults. This is your one warning.

GG

TehDeadlyDimMak
4/30/2006 6:14pm,
are you still upset over finding out i'm your real daddy? it's cool. i fucked her in the ass, not my fault some dripped down there.

Another potentially wonderful thread ruined by terrible imagery.

Relevant to the subject, is there any evidence that the girl KOed the guy aside from her word?

The police say they haven't found anyone yet so the possibility that this never happened is still up in the air. I'm not saying that it didn't, but it is possible.

MaverickZ
4/30/2006 6:19pm,
Another potentially wonderful thread ruined by terrible imagery.

Relevant to the subject, is there any evidence that the girl KOed the guy aside from her word?

The police say they haven't found anyone yet so the possibility that this never happened is still up in the air. I'm not saying that it didn't, but it is possible.

in all honesty, i think there's more truth in me being HJL's father than this chick beating up any attacker.

Odacon
4/30/2006 6:23pm,
C'mon, we all know what happened. The dreaded kick in the junk, then she ran like hell, and embellished it into the climactic battle being described by the news.

Matsufubu
4/30/2006 7:48pm,
It's a great way to promote your dojo, though. Not that that I'm definitely saying it wasn't real.

Still, has anybody met a tough paedophile? They don't call it 'nonce bashing' for nothing, you know.

hapkido_keith
4/30/2006 8:35pm,
I highly doubt that she knocked him out, but if she's been trained to turn and punch as she claimed, it's likely that this would have how she reacted. I would say there's a pretty good chance she stunned him if she bopped him a good one in the jaw when he wasn't expecting it. He might have sat there holding his jaw thinking "Wow, she hit me" for just long enough for her to beat feet out of there.

stray_bullet
4/30/2006 10:04pm,
He was probably just playing dead after he found out how homely she was.

DerAuslander
4/30/2006 10:26pm,
you should see it here in MN the IBBF (international black belt federation, more like international big ball fuckers, or international black belt factory, or I like black balls freely hung) they give out juinor black belts like MaverickZ's mom gives out BJs. ive never seen so many 9 year old bb in my life.


Is it that you are jealous that MaverickZ's Taekwondo is more powerful than you are?

maipuwebo
5/01/2006 1:38pm,
I can't believe anyone would think a 14yo girl would exaggerate anything. What's next? Rap is original?

wagamichi
5/01/2006 1:47pm,
Good for her.

Gringo Grande
5/01/2006 5:44pm,
Keep this thread on topic or the Polish Assassin, Master Ninja shall unleash his wrath.

GG