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isol8d
4/12/2006 3:56pm,
ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat. (http://www.randb.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/04/12/443c71ed40b94)

Evidently, there was a Ninja vs Pirate festival, and when the ATF officers saw the "ninja" on campus, they pulled their "firearms".


“Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint — that’s not right,” McLemore said, explaining why agents believed something to be amiss.

Damn, why can't the ATF hang out in Winter Haven, Florida?

Zendetta
4/12/2006 3:58pm,
Pirates FTW!!!

Shinobi187
4/12/2006 4:10pm,
Our tax dollars hard at work. Un-fucking believable!

Perhaps someone from the ATF thought this Ninjer was making a stealthy run on some donuts.

plasma
4/12/2006 4:25pm,
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

DerAuslander
4/12/2006 4:42pm,
Fucking ninja...

Mr Han
4/15/2006 4:39pm,
“Agents noticed someone wearing a bandanna across the face and acting in a somewhat suspicious manner, peeping around the corner,”

Fucking stupid ninja. He fails at ninja'ing.
More proof that pirates own ninjas.

BlueChargeBoy
4/15/2006 5:29pm,
“Agents noticed someone wearing a bandanna across the face and acting in a somewhat suspicious manner, peeping around the corner,”

Fucking stupid ninja. He fails at ninja'ing.
More proof that pirates own ninjas.

Negative. Visible to humans = not real ninja.

That is all.

Mr Han
4/15/2006 10:22pm,
Negative. Visible to humans = not real ninja.

That is all.

AN IMPOSTOR!