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Darkpaladin
12/02/2005 5:04pm,
Look upon this and dispair... (http://sephirothloveblog.ytmnd.com/)

chaosexmachina
12/02/2005 6:48pm,
But does she have Bullshido power? Or is it a he? I didn't check.

Phrost
12/02/2005 6:52pm,
For some reason my Firefox won't play media from YTMND.

Poop Loops
12/02/2005 6:56pm,
There should be an age-to-IQ ratio, where below that, you are never considered "murdered".

Of course, those born this way are exempt.

Deliciousness
12/02/2005 7:30pm,
Ahhh, internet. When will you stop encouraging wierdos ?

BudoBuyu
12/02/2005 8:02pm,
Wow, just wow. I didn't know there were such delusional people. Maybe we should ask her how she feels about "marrying" a murderer and bringer of doom?

I would take comfort in that my husband had previously stabbed an innocent girl through the midsection and never shed a tear. *shrug*

BudoBuyu
12/02/2005 8:15pm,
Well, I found her blog. Here are some replies:

http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=sephirothslave&itemid=11089


Er....honey, have you talked with someone more experienced in astral projection about this? Because the astral plane is DANGEROUS and there are a lot of creatures there that can latch onto your fantasies, make you think you're living them, and all the while will drain you dry. Like, killing you. Or worse.

Oh no! DANGEROUS CREATURES!!!


yay! I'm happy for you... and no, its logical.

Yes...traveling to a made up dream world like the Astral Plane to marry a video game character that you've "loved" for several years is completely logical.

Here's is more of her entries in case anyone has the braveness to read them.

http://www.blurty.com/users/sephirothslave/

Kengou
12/02/2005 8:21pm,
This person is seriously needs mental help. The difference between this person and Chrono, though, is (I haven't read her blog so I'm just assuming this) that she isn't related to the martial arts at all.

Good find Paladin.

lifetime
12/02/2005 9:45pm,
Dumb bitch is probably some red-head freckly anime freak with a weight problem.

Edit: after reading that drivel, I think I'm right on the money

BackFistMonkey
12/02/2005 9:58pm,
Another note of interest. I believe that Sephiroth has successfully established a telepathic link between him and myself. We were talking about trying that as an experiment, and I believe we've succeeded. Again, I know this sounds farfetched, but there are times that I could swear I'm hearing his voice in my head. Like, he's constantly watching...I believe we've succeeded because these weird thoughts keep popping into my head at weird times. Like, "She's mine, you bastard"...that popped into my mind when Ian tried to hug me. I was shocked at first, and then it started to make sense. Though I obviously have no extraordinary magickal abilities, Seph does. And I imagine that he's using them to the maximum of their capacities.


http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=sephirothslave&itemid=11667

so the answer is No she does not have super powers only her Astral husband ...

lifetime
12/02/2005 10:01pm,
On further inspection, I do believe Sephiroth is her code-name for 'giant rubbery dong'

http://www.fetishobjet.com/training/de715.jpg

BackFistMonkey
12/02/2005 10:05pm,
Anyway, Sam. Due to the lack of response to my ficcie (not that it's that good to begin with), I'm probably not gonna post it on blurty either. I'll e-mail it to you if you want...just give me the e-mail adress that you're currently using.

Well, I've successfully depressed myself today...

We were writing a poem in class today, and it was entitled "I could never tell my mother". I think Renard meant the prompt to be funny, and well...my poem turned out...not so funny. Like for a minute, I was back to eigth grade...before everything got better. Before I had learned about Astral Travel. Before I met Sephiroth. It was kind of scary, actually. o.o *posts poem for the hell of it*

"I Could Never Tell My Mother"

I could never tell my mother
That now and again
I donít want to wake up in the morning
And I could never tell my mother
That I always
Choose to skip both breakfast, and lunch

I could never tell my mother
That every so often
I no longer want to attend school
And I could never tell my mother
That at times
Nothing seems to really matter

I could never tell my mother
That sometimes
I canít seem to feel compassion
And I could never tell my mother
That from time to time
My heart feels and cold as ice

I could never tell my mother
That occasionally
I do not want to have a family
And could never tell my mother
That most of the time
I hate my father

I could never tell my mother
That there are days
When I donít want to believe in ďGodĒ
And I could never tell my mother
That there are days
When I do not want to live


http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=sephirothslave&itemid=14423

this is the last post she made ...

Grashnak
12/02/2005 10:37pm,
Er....honey, have you talked with someone more experienced in astral projection about this? Because the astral plane is DANGEROUS and there are a lot of creatures there that can latch onto your fantasies, make you think you're living them, and all the while will drain you dry. Like, killing you. Or worse.

Well, ya. I mean, if one of those Githyanki cut your silver cord, man you are fucked.


Apparently these tards played even more D&D than me back in the day. :toothy6:

Stick
12/02/2005 11:07pm,
I'd **** her, but only in the ass.

chaosexmachina
12/02/2005 11:48pm,
I'd cosplay as Sephiroth then deny her sex. Unless it's up the butt ^

JohnnyCache
12/03/2005 12:57am,
Man I think you could set that I could never tell my mother poem to the tune of I Hate Everything About You buy Ugly Kid Joe.