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The Limey
11/22/2005 5:39pm,
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1691093

If you want to find the most fucked up people in the world all you have to do is surf the net.

They even talk about Ashida Kim!

Darkpaladin
11/22/2005 5:48pm,
We should help this poor lad and rid the West Coast of ninjas that steal crack baby girlfriends!

Bullshido team, Assemble!!!

Mr.Mundane
11/22/2005 5:57pm,
Ninjutsu and Jujutsu? Best fighter in California? Holy crap, Rocky Marciano and Joe Frazier better watch their ass; Ninja Brad is gonna kick some ass


Fucking priceless.

The Limey
11/22/2005 6:08pm,
I'm still reading this thread....too much fun. The best line so far

"Anyway, if you ever see Skinhead McNinja, I suggest you use the ancient art of crotch-punt. I hear it negates Tiger Style."

Phrost
11/22/2005 6:11pm,
I'm on that thread. I think I still owe that guy a shirt.

****!

Neildo
11/22/2005 6:12pm,
Bullshido team, Assemble!!!

Damnit, I still have to give Phrost his $20 for my decoder ring.

Also, why don't Ninja's ever threaten me? I'm so Bored!

The Limey
11/22/2005 6:19pm,
Yeah I just saw your post on there Phrost.

Shame on you for keeping such a gem secret.

Phrost
11/22/2005 6:20pm,
I've been threatened by ninjas so often it never occurred to me that it was something special.

The Limey
11/22/2005 6:24pm,
I've been threatened by ninjas so often it never occurred to me that it was something special.

I guess since it's never happened to me I still think it's special.

BudoBuyu
11/22/2005 6:25pm,
Some of you Something Awful goons will like this:

tl;dr

Phrost
11/22/2005 6:26pm,
Uhh, that'd get you about 8932023 hours of probation over there.

King Sleepless
11/22/2005 6:43pm,
Well.. I think you should've seen the warning signs and ran. Ran far far away. Now it's time for you to post up the nudies and vids and balance out the Force, luke.

Method2Madness
11/22/2005 7:08pm,
We should help this poor lad and rid the West Coast of ninjas that steal crack baby girlfriends!

Bullshido team, Assemble!!!

*and bullshidoposters all over the world hear Darkpaladin's call...kinda like "Thundercats Ho" but with bullshido posters*

roly
11/22/2005 7:35pm,
i'm never sure if ninja's who make threats and stuff like that are serious...

King Sleepless
11/22/2005 7:47pm,
I don't think a Ninja has EVER come through on his threats. Until someone dies with the COD being Ninja, I'm not taking them seriously.

blargle
11/22/2005 9:19pm,
I just got to the part in the thread where the ninja was quoted.

"evilcloud2099: so i was obligated (as is any martial artist) by law to inform him that i am trained, or else it counts as a consealed weapon."
evilcloud2099 is the ninja. I almost want to flame him. Almost.