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jwinch2
11/14/2005 12:14pm,
Hi guys,

This guy just started posting on another forum I frequent and started making all sorts of claims about his MA background and being a "master" of 5 arts (he is only 27 by the way). The good people of budoseek are inquiring about he veracity of his claims and I thought that one or two of you might enjoy seeing this as well.

here is his website: http://staplesmartialarts.ryuukageninjutsu.com

It reads like a who's who of mcdojos... Enjoy!

Jason

chalkieusa
11/14/2005 3:14pm,
27 years old and a master of 5 styles? Did he start training while in the womb? And you call that a web page? Any pics of the school? The students?

PirateJon
11/14/2005 3:48pm,
The full resume

Master Robert S. Staples
SHIHAN DAI WORLD HEAD OF FAMILY SOKESHIP COUNCIL MISSISSIPPI MASTER OF THE YEAR 2005

OBJECTIVE
To increase the knowledge and self-awareness of others through the teaching of the ancient tradition mixed with the modern day aspect of the Martial Arts.

STYLES STUDIED
Ninjutsu, Kung Fu, Hapkido, Tang Soo Do, Judo, Jujitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Jeet Kune Do, Akido, Shotakan, Saberkan, Isshinryu, Kickboxing,Mu Doo Kwan, Aikijujitsu, Kenpo, along with many sub styles to each one.


The sub styles of kickboxing? And WTF is "Saberkan "?




BLACKBELTS OR SASH RANKS OBTAINED

TESTING FOR BLACK SASH IN LUNG SHOU PAI KUNG FU
2ND Degree COMBAT HAPKIDO
2ND Degree TANG SOO DO
4TH Degree TAE KWON DO (HONORARY)
4TH Dan TOGAKURE NINJUTSU
5TH Dan RYUU KAGE NINJUTSU (FOUNDER OF SYSTEM)


OTHER TEACHING EXPERIENCE:

· HINDS COMMUNITY COLLEGE WOMEN’S DORM SELF-DEFENSE INSTRUCTOR
· GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA CENTRAL MISSISSIPPI DISTRICT SELF-DEFENSE INSTRUCTOR
· POLICE TRAINING/J.P.D.- H.C.S.D.-P.P.D.
· MILITARY TRAINING
· TACTICAL KNIFE FIGHTING
· TACTICAL FIREARMS


OH SHITS! HE TAUGHT TEH GRRLSCOUTS H2H COMBATS!
Looking at him I bet he traded teaching for a case of cookies.



THIS LIST DOES NOT INCLUDE OTHER BLACKBELTS RECEIVED BECAUSE I
CHOOSE NOT TO RECOGNIZE THEM FOR VARIOUS REASONS
(MAINLY SELF-MADE EGOS)

Ahhhhahahahahahaha... Yah, no ego here. He's the most humble super ninja master EVAR! :ninjadanc

Behold the mighty X BLOCK! Sure-fire defense from the cannonball splash.

http://ryuukageninjutsu.com/myPictures/WATERFALLSIDEKICK.JPG

WhiteShark
11/14/2005 3:55pm,
You don't need massive research to know this guys weak lineage just basic internet knowledge. Check out the parent site:

http://www.ryuukageninjutsu.com/

Freaking Priceless, look at this quote from his site!

"ALWAYS BE CAREFUL WHEN CHOOSING A SCHOOL, THERE ARE ALOT OF WANNA BE NINJAS OUT THERE THAT CANNOT PROVE WHERE THEY COME FROM. THEY JUST TELL YOU FAIRYTALES ABOUT THERE HISTORY AND KNOWINGLY TAKE ADVANAGE OF PEOPLE "

Christmas Spirit
11/14/2005 4:00pm,
There is just something about a bunch of white people standing in front of a giant White Cross that just makes me nervous ....

http://ryuukageninjutsu.com/myPictures/groupshotatcamp.jpg

jwinch2
11/14/2005 4:52pm,
I count 23 poor souls who are being taken for a ride....

The Limey
11/14/2005 6:16pm,
The full resume


The sub styles of kickboxing? And WTF is "Saberkan "?




OH SHITS! HE TAUGHT TEH GRRLSCOUTS H2H COMBATS!
Looking at him I bet he traded teaching for a case of cookies.



Ahhhhahahahahahaha... Yah, no ego here. He's the most humble super ninja master EVAR! :ninjadanc

Behold the mighty X BLOCK! Sure-fire defense from the cannonball splash.

http://ryuukageninjutsu.com/myPictures/WATERFALLSIDEKICK.JPG



X-block is done with closed fists. DUH!

Clearly the guy in the water is the master and has used his chi-power to throw his enemy out of the river. Rumour has it that he also uses this technique to keep bears away from the river to preserve his favourite salmon fishing spots.

Bugeisha
11/14/2005 11:27pm,
Ahh...I was gonna drag this over here, but JWinch. beat me to it.

Hey, maybe we can get Mr. Staples to come over and play...

sci-mdk
11/15/2005 1:24am,
http://www.ryuukageninjutsu.com/NINJAHISTORY.html

Is it me or...

CanucKyokushin
11/15/2005 1:51am,
Why is it I've been seeing this name in so many places?Who os Matsumura?And why is his name so attached to Mc-Dojo's

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2696/imsspatch27cj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

onetimebullet
11/15/2005 3:33am,
now why cant i find a place to train that somehow trains in thirty million styles
:gay:

plasma
11/15/2005 9:13am,
4TH Dan TOGAKURE NINJUTSU
5TH Dan RYUU KAGE NINJUTSU (FOUNDER OF SYSTEM)


So I found this interesting, considering he warns people on his site against fake ninjers. Well after doing some poking around on his site, he has a "ninjutsu" link on his site. Its a link to Richard Van Donk Site. Adding a few things together, we get this. Why is he a 4th dan and not a 5th dan. Only 5th dan and above in the Bujinkan can run a school, and its very very easy to get promoted from 4th Dan to 5th Dan. Its just 1 trip to Japan or one to the American Shihan's for a Sakki Test. So what do this have to do with Van Donk? Well convivently, 4th Dan is the highest rank one can achieve with Van Donk's home study Program. Its also prudient to say here that his 4th Dan is in Bujinkan Ryu Budo Taijutsu, he hold no rank in Togakure Ryu Ninjutsu.

He even keeps the Bujinkan Names like Shidoshi and he only ranks himself 5th dan in Ryu Kage Ninjutsu, which is the rank one can run a training group in the Bujinkan. So it seems that he went as far as he could without a real instructor (4th dan) and then created his own Ninjutsu School becuase he wasn't allowed to start a Bujinkan Training group (not passing the Sakki Test yet).

Its kinda patethic.

Christmas Spirit
11/15/2005 9:30am,
Well after doing some poking around on his site, he has a "ninjutsu" link on his site. Its a link to Richard Van Donk Site. Adding a few things together, we get this. Why is he a 4th dan and not a 5th dan. Only 5th dan and above in the Bujinkan can run a school, and its very very easy to get promoted from 4th Dan to 5th Dan. Its just 1 trip to Japan or one to the American Shihan's for a Sakki Test. So what do this have to do with Van Donk? Well convivently, 4th Dan is the highest rank one can achieve with Van Donk's home study Program. Its also prudient to say here that his 4th Dan is in Bujinkan Ryu Budo Taijutsu, he hold no rank in Togakure Ryu Ninjutsu.

He even keeps the Bujinkan Names like Shidoshi and he only ranks himself 5th dan in Ryu Kage Ninjutsu, which is the rank one can run a training group in the Bujinkan. So it seems that he went as far as he could without a real instructor (4th dan) and then created his own Ninjutsu School becuase he wasn't allowed to start a Bujinkan Training group (not passing the Sakki Test yet).

Its kinda patethic.

thanks for connecting the dots for those of us who dont speak or understand the ways of Ninja ... spelled out that way , it is obvious .

PirateJon
11/15/2005 9:54am,
thanks for connecting the dots for those of us who dont speak or understand the ways of Ninja ... spelled out that way , it is obvious .


The told the ancient secrets to us dirty gaijin! Someone's going to dim mak his ass.


And I still want to know WTF "Saberkan" is.

srichards
11/15/2005 10:27am,
One of the links from the page:

http://www.snakekungfu.com/

Hahaha, seriously, it looks like this site was made up by a kid.

He has an "enter if you dare" animated gif, which looks like something from Diablo

And in the picture gallery, he has pictures with the greats, such as George Dillman, "a model" and some dick from Black Eyed Peas.

...sigh....


edit: I'm no good with photoshop...but can someone PLEASE do something to the picture just below the "enter if you dare" gif? It's just asking for a penis to be inserted...

eyebeams
11/15/2005 11:42am,
Why is it I've been seeing this name in so many places?Who os Matsumura?And why is his name so attached to Mc-Dojo's

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2696/imsspatch27cj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This is the patch for the Matsumura Seito Society, a martial arts "diploma mill" run by a fake 10th Dan in Shorin-ryu Matsumura Seito. Like George Dillman, folks use this name to gain legitimacy by associating themselves with the style of Hohan Soken, who, as a dead guy, is in no position to protest.

This is not to be confused with the legitimate Matsumura Seito organization headed by Fuse Kise.