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BudoBuyu
11/07/2005 11:02am,
http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/index1.htm

All I can say is that this is the most bullshit I've seen in awhile.

Take a look at the videos. Anyone every seen this ****? I did a search but came up with nothing.

http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihost/Videos%20do%20Ninjutsu/shidoshi.1.wmv

http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihost/Videos%20do%20Ninjutsu/retsu.wmv

http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihost/Videos%20do%20Ninjutsu/daken.tai.wmv

Enjoy!

Method2Madness
11/07/2005 11:20am,
if i could understand what they were taling about, i'd probably be laughing

BudoBuyu
11/07/2005 11:25am,
I'm guessing you didn't watch the Ninja video then.

It's basically supposed to be funny in the way that watching some pompous asshole dressed up as a ninja is supposed to be funny. The best part is that he takes himself so seriously!

Method2Madness
11/07/2005 11:27am,
ic i just saw the videos. ok now ic what you're talking about

CanucKyokushin
11/07/2005 12:09pm,
Ask the Brazilians on here what they think having ninja's in their backyard feels like?

BudoBuyu
11/07/2005 12:16pm,
Ah yes, I see that now!


Cicero Melo Shidoshi: Fundador (Daisho Soke) da Escola Hosho Ryu Ninpo; Representante Técnico no Brasil da Escola Hashira Ryu Ninjutsu - ITALIA; Membro da International Council Of Ninja Societies (ICNS); Black Tigers International Ninja Society e Black Dragon Fighting Society International - South Africa.

Any Brazilians here know of these idiots?

BackFistMonkey
11/07/2005 12:16pm,
hmmm .... I likey the video's ... * files them away for future video edits *

daGorilla
11/07/2005 12:18pm,
Ask the Brazilians on here what they think having ninja's in their backyard feels like?

Wow, I see that Bullshido transcends all language barriers.

Seriously, I wish I could read the site. Here's my guess:

"I'm a ninja. I have a 20 Dexterity, and I'm +2 with shuriken."

-daGorilla

BudoBuyu
11/07/2005 12:22pm,
Wow, I see that Bullshido transcends all language barriers.

Seriously, I wish I could read the site. Here's my guess:

"I'm a ninja. I have a 20 Dexterity, and I'm +2 with shuriken."

-daGorilla

Don't forget he has a +12 ogre killing nunchaku and a +5 pirate killing tonfa.

Gezere
11/07/2005 1:50pm,
Yet another ninja wannbe who doesn't know the difference between Kuji Kiri and Kuji In.

Samfoo
11/07/2005 1:52pm,
http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihost/fotos/zulai/zulai26.jpg

WhiteShark
11/07/2005 2:23pm,
How sad, they defiled the Brazilian flag! BJJ needs to represent.

http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihost/fotos/Giovanni_e_Shidoshi3.jpg

EDIT: whoa that image was huge.

WhiteShark
11/07/2005 2:28pm,
Also, those are the most compliant partners I've ever seen!

Peter H.
11/07/2005 3:43pm,
Well, I'll give him this, he doesn't know crap about using a sword, would break his wrist if he actually hit anything solid with his punches, can push a 90 lb guy backwards, and has mastered staring into the camera like a maniacal rapist.

daGorilla
11/07/2005 5:39pm,
http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihost/fotos/zulai/zulai26.jpg

"Exits are located to the right side of the aircraft..."

I don't why -- that pic made me think of flight attendant ninjas.

-daGorilla

BackFistMonkey
11/07/2005 5:58pm,
http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihost/fotos/zulai/zulai26.jpg

"Please Sir can I have another "said the the ninja barely able to retain consciousness at my feet .....

I tightend my grip on my trusty cat-o-nine-tails and walked away refusing to be baited into giving him any more sick twisted pleasure .

"Next time , Ninja from Brazil , you will stay out of my vegitable garden .. get your sick little friends and go away ... next time you get two barrels of salt shot ." The words broke my heart as I spoke them .

I knew the ninjas were people of "special needs" .. but my family has needs too I cant just allow the filthy vermon to eat our food ....