View Full Version : Man's butt glued to toilet

11/02/2005 11:29pm,
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_seat_lawsuit;_ylt=AjDRxqdD_FcPkedg0SOv.i2s0 NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Bob Dougherty, 57, of Nederland, said he became stuck to a bathroom toilet seat on which somebody had smeared glue on Oct. 30, 2003,

Crazy Boulder stoner hippies.
Good times.

Mr. Mantis
11/02/2005 11:33pm,
The very last line of the article:

"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."

And that my friends is why you never talk to anybody about your case. That is extreme legal self0wnage.

11/02/2005 11:55pm,
We used to use minor touch explosives on toilet seats. You know the kind in those pop rocks that explode when you throw them on the ground? Well just smaller in nature(AP Chem, bitches) but it had the same effect.