PDA

View Full Version : No Oyama, but close enough !



Ronin
11/02/2005 4:01pm,
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005/11/02/1289632-ap.html

Man kills deer with bare hands


BENTONVILLE, Ark. (AP) — For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter’s bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter’s home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter’s home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

“I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom,” said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom — “jumping back and forth across the bed.”

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

“He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while,” Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat.



I would have killed it with one shot, but my karate is too deadly for sport !!

Scrapper
11/02/2005 4:06pm,
There's a wing chun joke in here somewhere...

Darkpaladin
11/02/2005 4:09pm,
And the man meditated on what had transpired...the way the deer fought...

He then had a dream, and the spirit of the deer came to him and gave him the secret to it's martial style...

The man became the first grandmaster of five point white deer fu. He made millions at his mcdojo through belt tests and merchandising, and lived happilly ever after

Ronin
11/02/2005 4:28pm,
And the man meditated on what had transpired...the way the deer fought...

He then had a dream, and the spirit of the deer came to him and gave him the secret to it's martial style...

The man became the first grandmaster of five point white deer fu. He made millions at his mcdojo through belt tests and merchandising, and lived happilly ever after


You jest, but this is the stuff that legends are built on.

CanucKyokushin
11/02/2005 5:19pm,
Thirty years from now the story will grow that he fought 5 bulls with nothing but his barehands ,almost surrounded by flowing lava, and the only way out was to through the five bulls.

Peter H.
11/02/2005 5:24pm,
Whatever happened to just closing the door and pretending it isn't there?

DerAuslander
11/02/2005 5:27pm,
Now that is a man's man.

Ronin
11/02/2005 5:29pm,
Whatever happened to just closing the door and pretending it isn't there?


That's insulting, if that is a vain attempt to make a Capt.Kirk reference, I will ahve you know that, James T Kirk would have Double axe handed and judo chopped that deer into prime rib !

Peter H.
11/02/2005 5:46pm,
I also think the story is BS. It's in Arkansas. Everyone know trailer windows aren't big enough to have a deer jump through, let alone having multiple rooms.

And was there a refree there? How did a guy in a life and death struggle get to call a time out to tell his wife to call the cops then jump back into hand to hand combat.

And did he have a permit? If not, is this poaching?

Ronin
11/02/2005 5:48pm,
I also think the story is BS. It's in Arkansas. Everyone know trailer windows aren't big enough to have a deer jump through, let alone having multiple rooms.

And was there a refree there? How did a guy in a life and death struggle get to call a time out to tell his wife to call the cops then jump back into hand to hand combat.

And did he have a permit? If not, is this poaching?


Hmm, all valid points....

Poop Loops
11/02/2005 6:18pm,
Man, if I had a dollar for everytime I broke a window or mirror thinking I was charging at a rival...

PL

Peter H.
11/03/2005 6:54pm,
http://wcco.com/pets/local_story_307112245.html

Fucking deer are on a terror.

blargle
11/03/2005 10:45pm,
Now that is a man's man.
Agreed.

DCS
11/04/2005 9:24am,
Another proof _ing _ung doesn't even work in "t3h b3dr00m"

Peter H.
11/04/2005 12:36pm,
Are you at risk for deer attacks? This article from CNN has the answer for you: http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/04/news/newsmakers/deer/index.htm?cnn=yes