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Ryno
10/21/2005 10:58am,
Just because a word has an S at the end of it because it is the plural form of a word does not mean that it needs an apostrophe. That is one of these ----> ' <---- for you illiterate bastards.

Example:

Fucktard (Singular. One of them.)
Fucktards (Plural, as in a bunch of them.)
Fucktard's (Possessive, NOT plural! The apostrophe means that you own/have something. For example, "The fucktard's ninja outfit.")

If English is not your native language, these subtle errors can be forgiven. If you are still a teenager, and make these mistakes, then go to English class dumbas's.

King Sleepless
10/21/2005 11:05am,
You should have a ";" after the sentence, "...that it needs an apostrophe." instead of a "."

Scrapper
10/21/2005 11:06am,
You left out the contraction, Pedantic Polly. As in, "This fucktard's gonna get his ass kicked if he keeps wearing that ninja suit!" Rather than, "this fucktard IS gonna get ..."

Neildo
10/21/2005 11:07am,
Yay! Punctuation Nazis!

G.R. Bug
10/21/2005 11:20am,
Also, for the sake of comprehensiveness, we should remember that there's a plural possessive form as well, as in "(t)he fucktards' ninja suits were smeared with blood after the fracas."

BenwaMandelbrot
10/21/2005 11:28am,
Instructional cartoons that might prove helpful.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2002-10-11&res=l

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2004-11-03&res=l

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-04-18

King Sleepless
10/21/2005 11:36am,
Also don't forget that it's more than apostrophes. People don't realize how important it is to just STFU.

Yrkoon9
10/21/2005 11:43am,
I agree completely. Ettiquette is something that must not be ignored. But if you cannot conform to grammatical standards you must replace it with style. Unfortunately many posters lack either.

Ryno
10/21/2005 12:32pm,
As long as they don't 'STFU, I am happy.

I appreciate the grammatical contributions to this thread.

Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD
10/21/2005 12:36pm,
If you are still a teenager, and make these mistakes, go to English class dumbas's.

that second comma is incorrectly deployed.

MaverickZ
10/21/2005 12:40pm,
"The fucktard's ninja outfit." is a sentence fragment, it has no main verb.

"If English is not your native language, these subtle errors can be forgiven." has an unnecessary comma.

Renn
10/21/2005 12:44pm,
I actually think it's hilarious that people get all up in arms over grammatical error's.

Poop Loops
10/21/2005 12:48pm,
'''''''''''''''''''''''

PL

Yrkoon9
10/21/2005 12:54pm,
That COULD be someones gimmick; Using semicolons needlessly for instance. Just start putting them wherever you want. Then like 6 months from now some noob will blast you for the over zealous use of semicolons in some vain attempt to justify thier own position by attacking you ad hominem and you can refer them back to this thread. Then they will eventually read this recommedation and realize they were pwned;

Poop Loops
10/21/2005 1:04pm,
;;;;;;;;;;?

PL

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
10/21/2005 6:23pm,
I'm an adverbial suffix against declension.