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5/02/2005 2:03pm,
School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon
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Friday, April 29, 2005


(04-29) 13:08 PDT Clovis, N.M. (AP) --


A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.


Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.


The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt. "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.


State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.


In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news. "There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school. After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.


Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on. "The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her. "He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said. The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product. "We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office. "The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2005/04/29/national/a130837D16.DTL

antman
5/02/2005 2:09pm,
A 30 inch burrito, dang thats food for like 2 days.

Now if it was Tito Santana the cops should of shot him

relytjj
5/02/2005 2:22pm,
Mankind is doomed.

Smeagol
5/02/2005 2:25pm,
'tis funny. but sad.

aka
5/02/2005 2:51pm,
A 30 inch burrito, dang thats food for like 2 days.

Now if it was Tito Santana the cops should of shot him

The kid should open open up his resturant stoners would flock to him.

Wounded Ronin
5/02/2005 3:24pm,
I can't help but be seriously annoyed at these bizarre knee jerk reactions to Columbine. Hello, people, do you know what "statistically insignificant" means?

PizDoff
5/02/2005 3:54pm,
White T-shirt eh?

A 30 inch burrito, dang thats food for like 2 days.

You mean for half a day?

Judah Maccabee
5/02/2005 4:52pm,
I can't help but be seriously annoyed at these bizarre knee jerk reactions to Columbine. Hello, people, do you know what "statistically insignificant" means?

http://www.answers.com/topic/base-rate-fallacy


The base rate fallacy, also called base rate neglect, is a logical fallacy that occurs when irrelevant information is used to make a probability judgment, especially when empirical statistics about the probability are available (called the "base rate" or "prior probability").

Same thing with airline crashes and shark attacks.

Mr. Mantis
5/03/2005 1:27pm,
I just want you all to know, if I ate a burrito that big... I would become a weapon of mass destruction.

Lord Of Chaos
5/03/2005 1:57pm,
weapon of ASS destruction....

:pottytrai

Scrapper
5/03/2005 2:04pm,
Sent the article to the owner and director of the school I work at. They should get a kick out of it.

muaytaidog
5/03/2005 3:01pm,
I was wandering where my breakfast went

muaytaidog
5/03/2005 3:03pm,
I was wandering where my breakfast went
S :XXspam: agat doesn,t kick ass before meals

jubei33
5/03/2005 3:14pm,
the evidence was promptly confiscated and destroyed by the clovis county police department. the sheriff declined to comment when the boy might be able to recieve said burrito....

Moleculo
5/03/2005 4:39pm,
Yo, my burritos are DA BOMB!!!

It is Fake
5/03/2005 6:12pm,
It is pretty stupid. My daughter school doesn't allow students to carry backpacks around during school time. They have to travel back and forth between classes with too many books or be late to class by stopping at their lockers.