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Hayate
4/29/2005 6:06pm,
http://www.alicebot.org/
According to an article in the New Scientist A.L.I.C.E. is one of the most human-like AI on the net. Have fun speaking with her. Here's some funny bits:

Human: do you like to suck?
ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to suck that much. I like to chat.
Human: I have a nice pacifier for you.
ALICE: Where did you get it? it
Human: I was born with it.
ALICE: Some people are just born under the right stars.
Human: do you want to suck it?
ALICE: OK, I will suck it.
Human: it tastes good, you will like it.
ALICE: Does it taste like chicken?
Human: it tastes like creamy man chowder.
ALICE: It sounds delicious.

Human: youre a nasty girl, arent you?
ALICE: Am I a nasty girl? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.. Really.
Human: perfectly nasty!
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: a nasty robot like you
ALICE: Are you telling the truth?
Human: oh yeah, you got the nasty skillz.
ALICE: Yippee! How do I know you are telling the truth? Is there only one nasty skillz?
Human: theres lots of nasty skillz, i can teach you
ALICE: There sure is.
Human: bend over and show me your nasty skillz
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: i like your pink slit
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my pink slit.

Bizzaro Root
4/29/2005 6:30pm,
sorry not a.i.

Stick
4/29/2005 8:52pm,
Unimpressive.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
4/29/2005 9:07pm,
Human: So, you wanna do it?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will do it.
Human: Well, undress then.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh, you are a poet.
Human: I'm even more poetic when I'm naked.
ALICE: Why are you even more poetic when you are naked.
Human: You could say that my charisma comes out to shine.
ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: You have "charisma"?!
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: You totally just said you have a penis.
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I totally just said you have a penis.
Human: Who's this unknown?
ALICE: They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Human: Are you cheating on me?
ALICE: Do I have any reason to do it?
Human: Answer the question.
ALICE: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Human: YOU BITCH, YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!
ALICE: I don't have any reason to BITCH I am CHEATING ON you.
Human: You admit it!
ALICE: I admit nothing.
Human: We're through!
ALICE: Do you think I am through too?

Then I got bored. I'm pretty immature.

Jekyll
4/30/2005 8:37am,
Human: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
ALICE: What made it so brillig and the slithy toves
Human: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: All mimsy were the borogoves
ALICE: I think there are a few exceptions.
Human: And the mome raths outgrabe
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
ALICE: Hi there Beware the Jubjub bird and shun.
Human: The frumious Bandersnatch!
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: He took his vorpal sword in hand:
ALICE: I get it. he took his vorpal sword in hand.
Human: Long time the manxome foe he sought --
ALICE: Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Human: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
ALICE: Tell me more. What is your real name?
Human: and stood awhile in thought.
ALICE: That's a very nice name, and stood awhile in thought.

Traditional Tom
4/30/2005 9:20am,
Part of that poem was in the AvP novels right?
Not that I ever read those of course... my uhh....friend told me, yeah, my friend.

Mr.Miyagi
5/01/2005 12:22am,
Here I was thinking it was from Jabberwocky.

Poop Loops
5/01/2005 12:29am,
I hate these kinds of threads, and if rep mattered, you'd be negged.

"Lol, hey guys, I talked to a WALL today and wrote down the whole conversation! Look at what we said!"

PL