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Beneath Contempt
12/29/2004 11:29am,
Nope, contrary to early reports in the Hong Kong media, Jet Li was not killed in the Indian Ocean tidal wave. He was on holiday in the Maldives, but checked in with his agent yesterday.

That has saved people worldwide from a "tribute" season of his films, and a chorus of comparisons to Bruce and Brandon Lee for dying prematurely.

JKDChick
12/29/2004 11:30am,
Thank you, god.

Phrost
12/29/2004 11:31am,
Because, when you die, you're magically much greater than you were when you were alive.

It's not that I misunderstand humanity, it's that I understand it all too well.

Beneath Contempt
12/29/2004 11:45am,
If he had died, I wonder if they would have put on Lethal Wepon 4, where he bites the big one underwater?

Preacher Man
12/29/2004 12:57pm,
Lethal Weapon 4




Bad bad bad man! Go away!!!


ps. what the hell is that in ur sig?

Poop Loops
12/29/2004 3:08pm,
Because, when you die, you're magically much greater than you were when you were alive.

It's not that I misunderstand humanity, it's that I understand it all too well.

All it takes for you to become a Hero these days, is to explode inside a rocket. You don't even have to do anything.

PL